Just tell Mace Knight the obvious and he won't sue Radistania.

A Turnip Flail is a weapon made by the Radistania military. It, if you are dumb, is a flail that is made of vegetables. With a Carrot for a handle, Asparagus for a chain, a Turnip for a spike ball and Beets for spikes.

It was used, along with lots of other weapons in there artillery, during The Rutabaga War, and acts like a normal flail, but unlike a normal flail, it has life powers.

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