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Turg is a Lixer Mixel and the one with the longest tongue out of the three in the Lixers tribe. He is a toad-like Mixel with one eye and long arms. This type of appearance scares off random Children that he comes across.

Turg's death was caused when the LEGO company set up a description for him on the LEGO site. One portion of the description described him as a "Back-of-the-bus window licker" (a very nasty and ableist term in the UnUK), so people from the UnUnited Kingdom asked them to change it. LEGO chose to ignore the angry people, which lead to them taking action. A bunch of those people, with knives (not guns, because UnUK people don't have those), found their way to where Turg's model was in the LEGO secret headquarters, and threatened to stab him. He didn't know about the conundrum related to his description, so he started crying, which caused them to stab him to death. However, a LEGO employee found them and made them step on LEGO and revived Turg. YAY

Turg is also known for being very obese, and doesn’t tend to move around too much and only moves when he has too. Often, he sleeps in the swamplands and never bothers to do anything for himself, but likes to hang out with the other Mixels as long it has nothing to do with him being healthy. Turg loves to eat things, such as:

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