UnAnything Wiki

What is UnAnything? UnAnything is a humor wiki that's been running for over a decade. Want to edit? Read the rules, because your edits won't be saved unless you follow the instructions within. But if you're just curious about us, you can read the guide. Be sure to also check out our Discord! Have fun!

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Very sad.

Tumblr is a website infamous for its EEEEVIL MEMBERS! It is a social media platform where you could make what is called a micro-blog by copying other people's content or adding onto it, thus collectively creating a dialogue. You can also post your own content, although this is far less common and are often cancerous. The only good thing you can find on Tumblr is the pornography, which they banned along with most female-presenting nipples on December 17, 2018. It has been criticized by hypocrites who actually used the website themselves, until December 2018, when they went to Twitter and Newgrounds.

It is claimed to have been invented in 2007, although Plato may have made an early version of it thousands of years earlier. In his Republic, the main character is Socrates, who was actually his teacher. The other characters are Socrates's students, and the work is a dialogue between all of them. So, Plato was involved in creating a dialogue, but he was basically just copying Socrates. An alternative theory is that it's just a fanfiction, which would actually make it a prototype of UnAnything Wiki. The writing style, but not the format or genre, supports the latter hypothesis.

History[]

B.D. 2007[]

Tumblr was founded and launched on February 2006 by its developer, Notch, so he could keep track of the Minecraft updates. Before the current state of this godforsaken website, Tumblr was actually really good. People discussed about various issues and topics in a civilized manner. All was good until one day, on circa 2012, then weird guys started to take refuge on the site.

B.D. 2012[]

2012 was the year where Tumblr went downhill. Various sub-humans flooded the site, turning it into an acid lake. The sudden increase of degenerates is one of the contributing factors of what ruined this website.

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An example of the art from this era. The art portrays the Chinese cartoon Kill La Kill. Notice how the show's original style was perverted (Hehehe, perverted.)

A.D. 2014[]

This is it. This is the year where Tumblr died. Authoritarians took over and made it into the book 1984 by George Washingmachine. No more saying anything remotely mean >;(

A.D. 2018[]

2018 marks the removal of any sexually-explicit content on Tumblr, removing the only good thing left from this website. This event caused mass-panic among the users of this platform. Good night, sweet prince (of bel-air).

Post-mortem[]

If you let a people whos values conflict with your own swarm your palace, do not be surprised when they take everything you value away from you.

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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