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టెలిటబ్బీల శత్రువులందరూ నాశనం చేయబడతారు. సైతను ని పుజించండి

Tubby Car

TUBYCAR

The Teletubbies in their car

The Tubby Car (officially known as Honk-Honk) is a very dangerous vehicle made by WaWaDipsy, since he thought the Teletubbies needed another vehicle, because they already had the Tubby Tank, the Tubby Ship, Tubby Van, Po's Scooter, the Teletubby Fleet and the Teletubby Zeppelin, and they thought a car would be a prefect addition to their lineup of vehicles, so that's how the Tubby Car came to be. Unfortunately, since WaWaDipsy had no experience designing a car (or any vehicles at all, for that matter), the result ended up having lots of problems. First of all, he ended up adding four steering wheels and horns to the car, and having each wheel steered individually by each steering wheel, which didn't work properly, but this means it is able to steer on the spot, and if only whoever sits in the driver's seat needs to drive, they set the drive settings to 'Drive only', so only the driver can drive. Normally, Tinky Winky, and Laa-Laa sit in the back, while Dipsy and Po sit in the front. Dipsy usually drives this thing because he's the genius (he's on the right because the Teletubbies are British), and Po gets Shotgun every time so she can "muuuuuuudere" all the N00bs. It can also shoot missiles out of that huge gun on the roof (it in fact has no roof, rendering it useless when it rains), and it also has a face on it, like the Tubby Custard ride. However, it has never said anything which is strange. It Even has a Beacon that can abduct Children In the Real World to a certain place in the UnWorld, (Maybe Teletubby Land), however, this feature has never actually been used.

Features[]

  • A missile launcher on the roof
  • Flamethrower
  • Laser headlights
  • A radio that only plays random foreign music, Tubby Propaganda™ and mysterious Telugu broadcasts.
  • 4 horns and steering wheels.
  • Fake speedometer
  • Real speedometer
  • A very loud horn that is so loud, You can hear it from Mars.
  • No gears
    • No reverse gear
      • No reverse reverse gear
        • No reverse reverse reverse gear
  • A clock that's pretty off.
  • Huge Laser that can be fired in any direction (but can only kill Boohbah).
  • A mini Tubby Phone (the size of an IPad) that can make calls, typically used while driving.
  • A beacon that abducts people from the Real World to the UnWorld, presumably Teletubby Land, but as far as Everybody knows, this feature has never been used.
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Tele Teletubbies Tele[ / ]
Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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