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"wtf" Tsareena, being hit on by Willie Wumpa Cheeks

Tsareena

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Tsareena is the wife of Obamasnow, a mangosteen, a possible "retcon straggler" and former First Lady of the United States of UnAmerica. She was a 4chan user, up until she saw all this nasty art and spontaneously combusted, after which she decided "never again".

She was also friends with Lurantis until she (Lurantis) decided to betray everyone and then join the local numerology cult become the most successful PagUn in history by retroactively seeking out and assassinating one of the Undefeatables, though she somehow overlooked the fact that death isn't necessarily a defeat to someone respawnable. Her denouncement of her former friend somehow caught the attention of the Candyman, who now wants to make her faint since she's a fruit and not some sort of baked good bad.

StubMario This article is a stub. It doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help the UnAnything Wiki out by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE] If this page is not dense enough soon, it might be deleted.
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