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Trix the Forklift is Bob's Super Mecha Zelenskyy Evangelion Ukrainian Terrifying 2/24 Forklift resembling a UnWorld human-level forklift fitted with googly eyes. Despite this she is actually genuinely really dumb and spends most of the day slowly moving pieces of compacted landfill trash & demolished building soup into the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. Of course, Po always tries to push her down but ends up always mangled in the hydraulics. It is estimated that she throws around 1.6 thousand tons into the lake. For some reason, she has forks on the back, and not on the front, but let's say she was a regular tractor before her forklift was installed on the back, so there we go, that's why she's like that

Copyright Dispute[]

The Trix Rabbit, being the insanely demented mascot he is, was not aware of the forklift's existence until around 2005 when he visited a sight-seeing Acid-Lake tower for tourists and noticed her. Of course, he wasn't focused specifically on the fact that Po was stuck & crushed up on the forklift, but specifically her name-tag which infringed on his copyright. This led to a multi-dollar lawsuit between Bob the Builder and his team of horrifically animate work-vehicles and Trix's lawyer (an even more demented alternate personality of the Trix Rabbit). Of course, this wasn't a multi-MILLION dollar lawsuit, but rather a multi-dollar lawsuit because Trix was too lazy with making this copyright dispute a serious matter and just wanted to short-change a quick buck from Bob so he could buy a box of Trix and then eat it.

The court proceedings started around mid-2006, where Trix argued that since, quote, "The name Trix references MY cereal, and MY yogurt, and MY nickname.", he should have been recompensated with a life supply of his own cereal for some apparent reason. He also made the defense that he witnessed Trix physically throwing a bowl of cereal (specifically Trix brand as he explicitly mentioned) into the lake alongside other pieces of trash, and questioned its morality through a defamation claim. He then justified this claim by bringing in the supposed bowl (which he said he acquired with a "Dandy Item for Carrying Kebabs"); it was later found out to be a bowl he found on the street and then shit in.

The trial soon crashed into a standstill, going back and forth for ten years until the Trix Rabbit's eventual arrest for his part in the Trix Massacre of 2014. In the end, the name "Trix" in the context fo "Trix Cereal" was found to be a frajulent copyrighted term that the Trix Rabbit made up to make himself sound more unique; when, in reality, the name is perfectly boring and his real name was "Rabbit" all along. No one won.

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