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Hunter Homo Helmsley, also known as Triple Driple H is the co founder of Degeneration X and the new owner of WWW He is known as the destroyer of WOMEN and is the master of the Mtn Dew Livewire channeling with his super misogyny abilities. He is considered undefeated even though he isn't, but he can still be considered a force to be reckoned with if he goes all out.

THE DX SAGA[]

Driple H was in his prime during the DX Saga. He was known as the bodyguard of Shawsh Mimecals and was known as the master of telling people to suck it, but he was ready to troll the WWW so he did some very funny things, of which included:

  • Helping Shawsh with the nude photos incident
  • Slapping Natsuki in the face during 17 shows of Wall
  • Spray painting the Microsoft building with DX on their windows
  • Saying these following no no words "Chris Benoit"
  • Stockpiling all of the Red Bulls
  • Making a second Microsoft Sam to house the AI of THE MISSILE GUIDANCE SYSTEM
  • Other acts of assaulting women by slapping them
  • Petting Cats
  • And joining the IRA

Along with that, he sought knowledge from the Dog of Wisdom, where he'd then realize he couldn't become a legend if he didn't fight, so he decided to do something about it but then a woman decided to ruin everything for now.

The Natsuki saga[]

Triple H had a new problem to deal with as Natsuki had turned emo and joined the WWW and challenged him to a match as revenge for getting slapped every show. Mr Homo Helmsley was ready as he knew he could defeat her easily.

Hunter vs natsuki

The fight against her was hard as she learned how to whoop his ass, but something strange happened. He powered up Hunter had went Super Misogynistic; the match ended so swiftly as he had Clothesline'd Natsuki with enough power to cause the stadium to start shaking. Natsuki was then dragged back into Doki Doki Literature Club (never to return to WALL again)

After that match Triple H found another purpose to fight. He needed to be trained to become stronger for when he saw her PP cotton face again.

THE TRAINING SAGA[]

Fumo ranni

Mr hunter has met the fumo plushie of Ranni from Elden Ring, and she agreed on teaching him the ways of the legends he then trained for 4 straight years, Fumo Ranni then finally saw he was ready to learn his final ability and she pulled out the ancient potion known as Mtn Dew Livewire. He drank it and hunter finally learned the Orange Kahmehameha.

hunter would then spend another 4 years training with the plushie of ranni until she couldnt teach him anymore hunter was finally ready to return and then he got a text message from WWW saying that their boss Mr McSTAHPIT had tragicallly died in a Beer truck accident and they asked him to become the owner of WWW... he accepted

Present Day[]

mr triple H has been working as the owner until he got some text from his partner in crime Shawsh Mimecals he told him to join his group called the Sex Defenders he was contemplating his return, but he found out what to do return to his former life as god so he shaved off his hair and returned to Joe Mama's Pizza Bar & Grill, where he joined his group and then he finally met his true match: ...against a exe.

He fought against RE-RUN in the middle of nowhere during a battle between the 2 factions it was a true battle it pushed him to the limit, but yet he was going to get murdered by her but then he realized something.

...RE-RUN is a female[]

ExewarsagaH

He wouldn't be defeated by a woman he began to channel in his misogyny and began to become stronger right as RE-RUN was about to land the final blow to him she got flung across the battlefield and looked at him with despair in her eyes.

HE WENT ULTRA MISOGYNINSTINCT[]

Ultra H

He was ready to destroy her re-run was ready to use even more cursed images and to try to attack but he teleported behind her and gave her a big boot to the face and then the last thing re run saw was orange.

Livewire kamehameha

Triple H used the power of the LiveWire Mountain Dew to create the ultimate Kahmehameha (and totally not Wario's Attack). The last thing that remained of RE-RUN was ashes. Lord X and the League of Sonic.EXEs noticed this, and put his name as #1 on their "To Kill List". Driple H returned to his job as the owner of WWW and a member of the Sex Defenders.

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