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Help this guy by adding some pictures in this article. I think that will shut him up.
Trio is an intergalactic ninja elephant bird whose sole purpose it to teach people French. It is a little known fact that Trio is actually the sibling of Duo, the psychotic Spanish bird. However, he employs, well, umm, let's say, different, methods to get you to do your French lessons.
Methods[]
- Torture
- Chinese Water Torture
- Bamboo Torture
- Dismemberment
- External Violence
- Discombobulation
- Drowning
- In chemicals
- Acid
- Sulfuric Acid
- Nitric Acid
- Radioactive Liquid
- Gasoline
- Oil
- Acid
- In other liquids
- Water
- Piss
- Spoiled Milk
- In chemicals
- Other
- Threats
- Please, stop, ughghghgggh!
How to stop Trio[]
You can't... you are screwed. However, if you have never even signed up for French lessons, then don't. Trio will use his methods if you do but forget to do you French. Also, the UnLaw can stop him, but it is highly unlikely it will want to do so because he does their jobs for them. But, if this is your first offence, or it was out of your control, with the former Trio will give a stern warning, no harm done, and with the latter, will most often forgive you.
History[]
- 1375: Born
- 1405: Gets obsessed with French
- 1456: First Murder (Some 8 year old)
- 1458: Sonic kills him
- 1459: Respawns
- 1503: Acquires Magnum and Bazooka
- 1509: Attempts to join the Elmo Gang but fails to to harassment over French lessons. Elmo kills him, but he respawned in 1510.
- 1510: Respawns
- 1524: Abraham Lincoln is almost killed by Trio after missing a day of French; Chuck Norris saved him by Roundhouse Kicking Trio, killing him.
- 1537: Respawns
- 1543: Elmo Gang tries and succeeds in killing Trio, somehow keeping him from respawning until 1789
- 1789: Respawns
- 1790: Doing evils regarding forgetters of French lessons
- 1791: Still doing evils regarding forgetters of French lessons
- 1987: Stupid enough to try to murder the Upper Counsel of Undefeatables; clearly dies.
- 1994: Somehow respawns in Dimension 666
- 2003: Escaped Dimension 666 with the help of Bill Nye and goes back to doing evils regarding French lessons.
- 2006: Tries to murder Bill Nye for some odd reason. Gets punted to Sesame Street by Bob the Builder.
- 2013: Elmo Gang finds and murders him.
- 2016: Respawns in The Desert of Melting Clocks because Tubby Custard blocked the flow of the Respawn-Time Continuum.
- 2020: Rides Adolf Hitler back to Earth.
- 2021: Duo calls him a snollygoster and he turns emo and goes to a dark corner to cry, not doing evils again until 2022.
- 2022: Goes UnEmo after being told to suck it up by Wario. Wario then tries to Wa-ify Trio, but when Trio remembers that Wario forgot to do his French, he uses the Bazooka he acquired in 1503 to blast him to Dora The Explorer's House.
- 2023: Abolishes the UnConstitution so he can do more weird shit regarding French lessons; also goes to Burger King with Duo to reconnect.
- 2024: (And beyond) Evils to be done
Stand and Smash[]
Important Notice:[]
Two Stands are present; read the Trivia section to learn more.
Torture
Trio
A
F
D
A
S
B
Torture target until said target does the French lessons.
Frenchman Fusillade
Trio
S+
A+
C-
A+
S++
A
Uses Magnum, RPG, and Bazooka to ASPLODE target
Ear-Rape Speech Obliteration
Used only against non-French non-lesson doing targets, Trio literally speaks French as loud as f*cking possible to obliterate said target.
Ear-Rape Speech Obliteration
Used only against non-French non-lesson doing targets, Trio literally speaks French as loud as f*cking possible to obliterate said target.
Trivia[]
- The presence of two Stands is rare. The reason Trio has Dual-Stand Ability is due to the fact that he has two different anger levels, being "Kill" and "Torture to Submission", with each having it's own Stand. Dual-Smash Ability, however, can only be harnessed by an Undefeatable, and thus not present in Trio.
- Trio got his name from him being born after Duo, changing "Duo" (2) to "Trio" (3)
- After Trio and Duo reconnected at Burger King, it was destroyed because the manager had the audacity to not only not practice Spanish, but also neglect to practice French and German. Uh-oh...... 😅
- The reason for the Stand, "Torture" having a F in speed is due to the desire for elongating the pain factor.