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WASPOILER WARNING!

Wario gives this page an Infinity+ rating because it contains spoilers for Grand Theft Auto V! If you haven't experienced Grand Theft Auto V yet and plan on doing so, then stop reading this and go somewhere else on the wiki! Otherwise you will know that Trevor Philips is a reincarnation of the Roman god Vulcan. Oh... whoops.

WASPOILER WARNING!

Fat Wario

Wario gives this page an Infinity+ rating because it contains spoilers for Grand Theft Auto V! If you haven't experienced Grand Theft Auto V yet and plan on doing so, then stop reading this and go somewhere else on the wiki! Otherwise you will know that Trevor Philips is a reincarnation of the Roman god Vulcan. Oh... whoops.

Content Warning

This article contains: substance abuse; mentions of illegal drugs.

If you're uncomfortable with this, leave this page.

Content Warning

This article contains: substance abuse; mentions of illegal drugs.

If you're uncomfortable with this, leave this page.

MASSAGE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!

Trevor Philips on massages

MY DADDY WAS NOT NICE TO ME!!!

Trevor Philips

I ever tell you about Trevor?

No? Then I'll do so.

Trevor Philips is a meth addict who's DEFINITELY out there committing crimes with his bros for the hell of it. He was born in Canada right alongside the border of the United States of UnAmerica before moving there full time as a kid but he had a bad childhood with horrible parents who left him stranded at a mall (which he later burned down) and brother he hated who died in an "accident" in 2013.

Before 2013[]

Before becoming a criminal, Trevor was a member of the UnAmerican Army because he knew how to fly jets for the fun of flying in circles but was rejected for being too weird.

Are_You_Sure_Hank_Done_It_This_Way

Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way

Trevor's theme song.

After he left the Air Force he turned to being a criminal across the Canada-UnUS border before turning stale and committing a bank robbery in 2004 like pretty much every criminal movie where to avoid being caught he pulled a idiot and played dead. And those idiot cops actually BELIEVED IT! Are they 9? They even held his funeral not knowing he was still alive!

2013-present[]

9 years have passed since he "died" and he was in San Andreas ready to start a new life of crime which he did, this involved:

  • Pretending to be with the popo with his bro Micheal
  • Burning down a house.
  • COUNTLESS car thefts.
  • Shooting someone with his bros over a single UnDollar.
  • tomfoolery
  • Robbing the cashier.
  • picking up Un$2 that actually belonged to someone
  • Pushing someone into the waters while he was in the trunk of a car where it does BURRRNNNN!
  • A fake ID
  • Tracking down someone's house.

Did I forget to mention that he got addicted to crystal meth? Couldn't have left that out. Neither could I leave out torturing someone because they wanted him to talk.

This went on until his bros put on big suits and robbed ANOTHER BANK! This did not go their way though.

After those events, him and his bros Micheal and Franklin were forced to shoot a bunch of guys and kill someone named Devin Weston after F was given the choice to either kill him or M. Trevor got left stranded after that but it's GTA, he found a way back to his RV house in a matter of seconds.

Not much happened after that. He got rich, stayed in his trailer, story closed. Like NOTHING happened after that. He's still alive though!

Trivia[]

  • Trevor hates clowns. This is because one tried to beat him up.
  • His dad was not nice to him.
  • Trevor had rage issues as a kid. This lead to a few things that I won't cover here.
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