This is the sentient being. Go here if you were looking for the non-sentient appliance.
You know what they say...
—Mario, before lying about one of Toaster's philosophical dynamics.
Toaster is some shiny, blue-ish doohickey of unknown age that toasts toast. All toasters toast toast. Toaster resides in Appliance Avenue.
It is a well known "fact" that "All toasters toast toast", which is what They say. The aforementioned quote is provided to us by none other than Mario himself after reading about it in the fabled "Enclosed Instruction Book", although this statement is utterly incorrect, due to how nobody bothered to tell him that all toasters actually toast bread.
Appearance[]
Toaster is a toaster. Toaster has big, Pac-Man shaped brown eyes, black eyebrows, occasional eyebags and a big, grinning mouth.
Life[]
Early Life[]
Toaster's early days started out once a scientist had popped a thermonuclear Dinaoeel battery inside of a vending machine, and subsequently shot the vending machine with a Spartan Laser, and out Toaster popped. The effects from the Dinaoeel battery allowed Toaster to gain sentience. Still, Toaster was just your average toaster that toasted toast, which is the reason for him earning his name. Then, this certain scientist then brought Toaster back to some random cottage, located exactly in the centre of The Middle of Nowhere. He then proceeded to leave Toaster plugged into the wall, and proceeded to smash him with a sledgehammer, causing Toaster to ululate obstreperously, and kept begging for mercy. Of course, the scientist was never bothered to observe the fact that Toaster was a sentient toaster. He then repaired Toaster shortly after, and threw him into the basement alongside other appliances he abducted for means of torture. Kirby, Sneeze and Dusty were the names of a few of these appliances, who by then had just experienced the second world war. Some time later, Ronald McDonald drove to the cottage in order to examine it. You see, the scientist who preserved the cottage was surmised by many local newspapers to be a member of a terrorist organization, known as the Bad People, who enjoyed holding victims in hostage, and scamming people with chances to be a BIG SHOT. Ronald often engaged in helping these hostages. Quickly thinking, Ronald disguised himself as a fireman of all things in order to conceal his identity, and proceeded to hold the scientist under interrogation and arrest him, leaving Toaster abandoned in the cottage with hardly any chance to escape.
Life[]
Several boredom-filled decades passed, with no luck. Despite initial reluctance, in around 1999, Toaster organized a scheme alongside the other abandoned appliances, which involved migrating to a historical street located in Elmo City, initially known as the Abstract Avenue, which was at the time, still under construction by the Emperor Elmo and his servants, a gang of Roblox Elmoes. Despite this, Toaster and all of the other abandoned appliances finally decided to migrate to the street, through thick and thin. They had finally reached Elmo City when the street was built, by means of taking the two locomotives parked on the car pavement for some strange reason. The appliances then had instantaneously arrived to the street and quickly inhabited the antediluvian-styled infrastructure as quick as possible. The street became reputable for being home to sentient appliances, and was thus renamed to Appliance Avenue. At one point, Appliance Avenue was desolated by an angry mob of Roblox Elmoes. Despite this, no noticeable damage had been done, and Toaster remained secure. Toaster eventually discovered the refractory relish of drugs, and started ordering large amounts of drugs, specifically large amounts of Valium, at Sneeze's drug store, which was once a convenience store that the Emperor Elmo had accidentally stepped on during the construction of Appliance Avenue. Toaster was a close friend of Stretch, a mentally ill, thickheaded tape measure that was a foe of almost @everyone. Somewhere in early of 2005, because of Toaster and Stretch's long, petty grudges they had with the other appliances, they started a gang known as the Steelhearts, starting an event which revolutionized Appliance Avenue's history. The Tool War of 2005 had bursted out.
Death[]
Pat, a member of the Steelhearts' opposing gang, the Toolies, was a close companion of Rusty, an alcoholic monkey wrench. Rusty, during the events of the war, was looking for Pat. Amidst all the gunfire, Rusty was severely shot inbetween his ribs. Pat ran for his own life, carrying Rusty's decaying body out of Stretch's killing spree, coming to an alleyway. Toaster was present in that alleyway, however, having toasted a slice of Tubby Toast that he smacked Pat in the face with as an attempt to divert him. Some time later, Stretch had managed to shoot both Pat and Rusty to death. Toaster and Stretch made a run for it, carrying their dying corpses, and attempted to bury them with nearby shovels so that nobody would notice. Turner had witnessed all of this happening, and was petrified, and called the Police to arrest Toaster and Stretch, who were both held under persecution for several hours. Toaster eventually died in prison, though we are not sure how he did.
Criminal Records[]
- Toaster was once responsible for poisoning innocent victims with toasted, burnt toast. He got away with this crime here scot-free, due to the police not having any proof of this ever happening.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- He was partially responsible for the death of Pat during The Tool War of 2005.
- Toaster likes to shoot the weapon of the universe. Nobody knows or cares what he means by that, and just take and ignore it as a pathetic, terrible attempt at World Domination.
- He died in prison, yet the way he died is unclear. Some assume that his partners in prison threw him into a bathtub while he was still in operation.