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{{Quote|YOU'RE TOAST!|Some guy, to the toast.}}
 
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:''Not to be confused with [[Tubby Toast]].''
'''Toast''' is when [[Bread]] is put in a [[Toaster]]. It becomes yummy.
 
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'''Toast''' is the product of [[Bread]] being put into a [[Toaster]]. It becomes yummier this way, especially with a condiment like[[File:Toast.jpg|thumb|186px|Toast.before being toasted]] [[Butter|butter]].
   
 
==Description==
 
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==WARNING!==
 
==WARNING!==
 
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO '''NOT''' BURN THE TOAST! IT IS A CRIME '''''EVERYWHERE'''''! Oh, and it tastes bad when you burn it too. So, whatever you do, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! Not kidding, don't burn it. I'll hit you with my raygun, which has a power level of [[OVER 9000]]!!! No matter WHAT Mario says, DON'T TOAST TOAST BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST!
 
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO '''NOT''' BURN THE TOAST! IT IS A CRIME '''''EVERYWHERE'''''! Oh, and it tastes bad when you burn it too. So, whatever you do, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! Not kidding, don't burn it. I'll hit you with my raygun, which has a power level of [[OVER 9000]]!!! No matter WHAT Mario says, DON'T TOAST TOAST BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST!
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== Toasted Toast ==
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[[File:Images-2.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Toasted toast. How scary!]]
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Toasted Toast is one of the yuckiest food ever, rather than [[Pocoyo Chips]] and [[Tubby Toast]]. It tastes like Tide Pods being washed on a sink then burned on a microwave. It's something to not feed the [[BBC]], nor even [[Pedo Bear]] and [[You]]. However, [[Chuck Norris]] uses toasted toast as a punishment. [[Pocoyo]] adores Toasted Toast, and he eats it on Saturdays replacing [[Pocoyo Chips]].
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==Trivia==
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*[[Shy Guy]] likes toast
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*[[Wonky Donkey]] Loves toast and will die for it.
 
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[[Category:UnDangerous Food]]

Revision as of 02:15, 6 July 2019

YOU'RE TOAST! Some guy, to the toast.

Not to be confused with Tubby Toast.

Toast is the product of Bread being put into a Toaster. It becomes yummier this way, especially with a condiment like

Toast

Toast.before being toasted

 butter.

Description

Toast is like bread, except toasted. Is there anything else to say? Then again, you should know this.

WARNING!

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! IT IS A CRIME EVERYWHERE! Oh, and it tastes bad when you burn it too. So, whatever you do, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! Not kidding, don't burn it. I'll hit you with my raygun, which has a power level of OVER 9000!!! No matter WHAT Mario says, DON'T TOAST TOAST BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST!

Toasted Toast

Images-2

Toasted toast. How scary!

Toasted Toast is one of the yuckiest food ever, rather than Pocoyo Chips and Tubby Toast. It tastes like Tide Pods being washed on a sink then burned on a microwave. It's something to not feed the BBC, nor even Pedo Bear and You. However, Chuck Norris uses toasted toast as a punishment. Pocoyo adores Toasted Toast, and he eats it on Saturdays replacing Pocoyo Chips.

Trivia