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Not to be confused with Tubby Toast.

YOU'RE TOAST! Some guy, to the toast.

You know what they say, all toasters, toast toast! Mario, being totally wrong.

This sandwich may be varied by adding a little pulled meat, or very fine slices of cold meat, to the toast, and in any of these forms will be found very tempting to the appetite of an invalid. Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management, discouraging you from eating a Toast Sandwich.

Toast

Toast.before being toasted

Toast is the product of Bread being put into a Toaster. It becomes yummier this way, especially with a condiment like butter. In rare cases, it poisons the consumer, with the effect of making them say "YEAH TOAST!" repeatedly and uncontrollably. Wonky Donkey is very susceptible to this.

Description[]

Smiley toast

A very happy slice of toast.

Toast is like bread, except toasted. Is there anything else to say? Then again, you should know this.

WARNING![]

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! IT IS A CRIME EVERYWHERE! Oh, and it tastes bad when you burn it too. So, whatever you do, DO NOT BURN THE TOAST! Not kidding, don't burn it. I'll hit you with my ray gun, which has a power level of OVER 9000!!! No matter WHAT Mario says, DON'T TOAST TOAST BECAUSE ALL TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST!

Toasted Toast[]

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Toasted toast. How scary!

All toasters are capable of toasting toast, however Toasted Toast is one of the yuckiest foods ever, rather than Pocoyo Chips and Tubby Toast. It tastes like Tide Pods being washed on a sink then burned on a microwave. It's something to not feed the BBC, nor even Pedo Bear and You. However, Chuck Norris uses toasted toast as a punishment. Pocoyo adores Toasted Toast, and he eats it on Saturdays replacing Pocoyo Chips.

Trivia[]

  • Shy Guy likes toast.
  • Wonky Donkey Loves toast and will die for it.
  • Toaster makes it, because all toasters toast toast.
  • I like toast.
Louie Louie's Notes

Fairly basic food item with a fairly basic way to prepare. Lightly spread onto the top of the toast a thin layer of salted butter, repeat for all the toast you have and serve. It doesn't taste like much, but at least it will hold one's kids over until supper.
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