TitanaBoa: Monster Snake (TV Series)

Titanaboa: Monster Snake is an awesome TV show about a giant prehistoric snake and how it would act now

The DVDs cover

and stuff.

Plot

Each episode the Titanaboa is put in a modern situation (Driving a car, going to Mcdonalds, ETC.) and they show what it would do. Usally it just ends up eating everyone, but the snake looks so damn cool. Somehow this is a "documentry" even though its completely weird.

Episodes

1. Titanaboa's World: It shows Titanaboa in his world.
2. Titanaboa in OUR World: Titanaboa is put in New York City and he eats a car and everyone runs away and it eats them.
3. Titanaboa at the Zoo: Titanaboa goes to the zoo but is thrown out after trying to eat a cow at the petting zoo.
4. Titanaboa Drives a Car: Titanaboa drives a car and crashes into a tree and the police come.
5. Titanaboa goes to McDonald's: Titanaboa goes to McDonalds but and hunts it's "prey" (a Big Mac) and is thrown out for eating a child in the playplace and trashing the resturant.
6. Titanaboa: The Movie: Titanaboa goes to Hollywood and eats a famous actress and then destroys everything.
7. Titanaboa: The Movie 2: Again?: Titanaboa is offered a role in the new James Bond movie but once they start filming he kills everyone and eats the cops.
8. Titanaboa goes to Chuck E. Cheeses: Titanaboa goes to Chuck E. Cheeses and eats the mascot and gets thrown out
9. Titanaboa: The Movie 3: Titanaboa vs The Teletubbies: Titanaboa attacks and eats all the Teletubbies
10. Titanaboa goes to the Movies: Titanaboa goes to the movies to see Alien 3 but gets thrown out for eating the person next to him
11. Titanaboa plays Flappy Bird: Titanaboa plays flappy bird and RAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. Titanaboa: The Movie 4: NOT AGAIN!!!: Titanaboa fights Weegee.
13. Bye, Titanaboa: Titanaboa goes back to his world and then the Military drop nukes on it

Reputation

after seeing this show, pretty much everyone had a bet Boa Constricter

Merchandise

• A shirt saying "They said I Could Be Anything so I became a Titanaboa"

A Titanaboa toy

• A Titanaboa DVD.
• A Titanaboa Plush
• A Titanaboa action figure
• A Titanaboa Blanket
• A Titanaboa Bed
• A Titanaboa Pillow
• A Titanaboa water Bottle
• A Titanaboa Squirt gun
• Italian Dinosaur VS Titanaboa sculpsure
• Shirt saying "Titanaboa is Love, Titanaboa is Life"