Tinky Winky Swallows a Locust is the 3rd episode of season 4 of The new Teletubbies show, and episode 179 overall.
Plot[]
The episode starts in a beautiful field, Tinky Winky dances around the area, but soon, as he sings Let It Po, a locust flies into his mouth and stomach, he dosen't notice at all, the locust then starts to lay many eggs, soon, a swarm of locusts is created, they then fly out of Tinky Winky's mouth and he pukes them all out.
A swarm of locusts then rampages around Teletubby Land, knocking an invention Dipsy made into the Teletubby Land Acid Lake, Laa-Laa is torn apart and Po gets flung into the Baby Sun, getting PWNED. Tinky Winky then tries to find a way to stop this mess, after a leisurely Tubby Toast breakfast.
Tinky Winky's first scheme is lavishing himself in fly-paper, thinking that once the locusts get stuck onto him, he will jump into the acid lake to kill all the locusts. The locusts do fly onto Tinky Winky, but then they lift him off into the sky and eventually into the Baby Sun. Tinky Winky got roasted, as one would say.
Tinky Winky comes up with another scheme; Noo-Noo. He grabs that sucker and orders him to suck up the locust swarm. Noo-Noo obliges, and as the swarm comes by, Noo-Noo begins sucking them up, but once it seems like the problem is solved, the swarm does something else super nefarious. The locust swarm begins dragging Noo-Noo around by the inside before he ends up crashing into the Home Dome, freeing the locusts and killing Noo-Noo.
Tinky Winky then decides to coat all the crops in the land in Noo-Noo's oil, lubricating the crops. The locusts simply take the various plants by the parts not coated in oil. Tinky Winky becomes fed up with the locusts, and takes out his guns to shoot them all.
Right when it seems like Tinky Winky earned his happy ending, another locust flies into his mouth, propagates, and then flies out with it's swarm. The new swarm then tears apart Tinky Winky and takes over Teletubby Land, completely not opposed.
Trivia[]
- This episode takes place in 1875.