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Tinky Winky, waving. (He does this before he kills.)
|Death:||Most recent death: Fed Tub Toast|
|AKA:||Winky Tinky (Disguise Name)|
|Known For:||KILLING (again)|
|UnRank:||70,261 and 0|
Tinky Winky is a member of the Teletubbies. He is 10 feet tall. He is often seen in Teletubby Land trying to train the Teletubby Land Bunnies to be his evil minions. However, he is not the most evil Teletubby. He also likes his "handbag", an instrument of unspeakable technological terror.
He is also the twelfth and final boss to join the boss club of the Supreme Golden Ace Invasion Organization chronologically.
Tinky Winky is a very evil creature, going as far as blowing up three dimensions just to kill an ant. He likes evil because evil is fun. Good is boring. Very boring. Very, very boring. Very, very, very boring. Very, very, very, very, very boring.
Tinky Winky is awesome just because he is. He is an awesome purple thing. Do you need any other reason? YOU DO?! Well, here's a good reason to think Tinky Winky is awesome:
- I AM TINKY WINKY! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
- —Tinky Winky, introducing himself to Batman
Some people think he's a girl because he has a purse. Tinky Winky kills them for that. Or tortures them.
Later, Tinky Winky became the second member to join the Quintessential Elemental Emperor Invasion Organization in general chronologically and is the second member and admin in the Wood Group.
- He is best friends with Wonky Donkey.
- He is hated by the other Teletubbies, Donald Trump, and George W. Bush. This carried on to the new Teletubbies show, where he rebels against them and nearly downloads Vine onto the Tubby Phone.
- He hates Jerry Falwell A LOT!!
- He uses the phrase "Pinkle winkle Tinky Winky" as his magic words to blow up dimensions, similar to how Raven says "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS" all the time.
- He is the reason The Shupa Malleo Brodahs Shupa Show is currently off the air in North Hyrule.
- If he eats enough Tubby Custards, he'll turn into the Slendytubby.
- If he eats too much Tubby Toast, he will explode.
- If he eats Tub Custard, he will turn into Tub Custard. This is true to all Teletubbies.
- If he eats Tub Toast, he will fall apart.
- Tinky Winky has a literal stone heart, so that if it ever ruptures, the shrapnel will rip through his skin and be shot at enemies to severely injure them, it also can count as killing two birds with one stone, as Tinky Winky dies, a win-win!
- Tinky Winky is actually a pseudonym. His real name is Tynberyus Karu Stuhldrehr.
- Tinky Winky is aromantic and asexual, making him the only Teletubby of the main four who dosen't have feelings for anyone.
- For some reason, he is considered both cool and not cool at the same time.
- Tinky Winky is An Impostor.
|Full Metal Baggage||Tinky Winky's bag becomes an armored vehicle with cannons mounted on it's sides, Tinky Winky goes to town on them for 15 seconds.|
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