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Timmy

Timmy Turner: Great and Evil Overlord of Earth

Timmy Turner is a deluded psychopath who believes he possesses two all-powerful beings that can make his every thought become true. In reality, all he has are two moderately-powerful beings that can make 0.0004% of his wishes come true because of Da Rules. Timmy Turner is a threat to society and must be exterminated at all cost.

History

Timmy was once a young boy with neglectful parents and an abusive babysitter. He tried to tell the police, but he was just a little kid so they never listened. He instead decided to get revenge. He used his very few skills to set up a crude deathtrap. He was just about to activate it and wipe out the entire town when Cosmo and Wanda arrived. They told him they were fairly oddparents. He thought they said fairy godparents, so he stopped the deathtrap and started wishing for stuff.

There is no point in writing this history section any further, for Timmy has done everything. If it is possible, he has done it. If it is impossible, he has done it. Timmy has gone on great quests, murdered thousands, and even enslaved all of mankind. All of these adventures all had some cheesy moral (most of them were "don't play with magic you idiot") and they were promptly unwished.

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