Time isn't holding up.
—The G-Man
Time isn't after us.
—The G-Man
Time? Sounds like a thing for me!
In the UnUniverse, everyone shall use a time system called Time. It uses Seconds, and has a dozen different ways to group them.
However, unlike UnTime, there are normal seconds. 10 seconds is the Decisecond, 1000 the Kilosecond, 1 million the Megasecond, 1 milliard the Gigasecond, 1 billion the Terasecond, 1 billiard the Petasecond. Exaseconds don't exist yet because the UnUniverse isn't that old yet...
But more obscure ways of splitting time also exists, like did you know every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes. They call the grouping of 60 seconds the African Minute, or just a Minute for short. Strange, I know. There's also the Hectosecond which is 100 seconds. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... for one Dozecond. Add 1 more and you get a Baker's Dozecond! Now isn't that wacky Josuke?
On the subject of time that doesn't matter, there's Years which are 31556927 seconds give or take. You can do the same magic that you do on the seconds and get the Decayears, which is a type of Zombie. There's also Gigayears (not to be confused with Giygas Years) but not Terayears, since the UnUniverse STILL isn't that old yet...
Time named after people/stuff[]
WoW, time sure flies when your having fun. They also came up with a name for this, and it's called a What it's like that fly in the Dio Brando picture and is named after Dio Brando. When something unexpected happens and the G-Man shows up it's called a Time, Dr. Freeman? because, is it really that time again?
Also after finishing a round of Fortnite takes about 1,209,600 seconds so they came up with a measurement for that called the Fortnight. (to avoid copyright, of course) Half a Fortnite game used to be called a Dangerzone, but that got called Weak because everyone knows Counter-Strike's Fortnite clone was weak but then that got corrupted to Week over the span of 6 millennia. What's 7 times weaker than a week? DayZ of course! But DayZ is a mouthful so why not call it a Day. DayZ is still the plural from of day, though.
The present is a gift from God. Or perhaps from Santa on Christmas. I mean, he did steal Jesus' UnBirthday, so how far off really is it?