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WASPOILER WARNING!
Wario gives this page an Infinity+ rating because it contains spoilers for Tim's Offensive Adventure! If you haven't experienced Tim's Offensive Adventure yet and plan on doing so, then stop reading this and go somewhere else on the wiki! Otherwise you will know that Tim's Offensive Adventure is a reincarnation of the Roman god Vulcan. Oh... whoops.
A scene from the very first episode, where Tim talks to a jackhammer.
Tim's Offensive Adventure is the most obscure YouTube series. It's even MOAR obscure than Maids Caught on Tape! This show is extremely underrated, and even Chuck Norris thinks you should watch it, unless you are stupid enough to get offended. So far, this show has three seasons.
Characters[]
- Tim
- He's the main character, and he uses his epic powers to think outside the box. Also, he's not the same person as the other Tim.
- The Bitchy Witch
- She's the main villain of season 1, and she DIES after falling inside a shedder. Despite this, she returns as a ghost in season 2. Oh, and she's a bitch.
- Broom
- He's the Bitchy Witch's former slave, and one of Tim's friends.
- The Creator
- He's the main villain of season 2, and he created the world because his fucked-up father didn't understand true art. The Creator tried merging his world with the real world, but that plan FAILED after the Dark Web Wizard trolled him.
- Pallette
- She first appeared in season 2, and she became an important character ever since.
- Dark Web Wizard
- He's an awesome MLG spider wizard who can hack governments with ease. The UnPolice hates him because of this.
Plot[]
Season 1[]
The show starts with Tim teaching jackhammers to have some fun with trees. Suddenly, the Bitchy Witch tries taking over the world, so Tim has to stop her. First, Tim goes to Mexico, beats up Yoshi, and gets trapped in some creepy grandma's house. After that, Tim screws around on a boat, but then he remembers his mission and drives the boat to Teletubby Land. Tim enters the Tubby Tower and fights the Bitchy Witch. Tim loses at first, but the Bitchy Witch's broom betrays her, and Tim pushes the Bitchy Witch inside a shedder. Broom becomes Tim's new friend and brings him home.
Season 2[]
This season reveals that Tim is actually living inside an imaginary world created by the Creator. Tim starts off watching Crap Network, but Broom breaks inside his house, and they team up to defeat the Creator. Tim asks Broom to fly him to the top of the Creator's castle, but Broom is too busy messing with the guards, so Tim enters a forest and meets Pallete, who used to live inside the Creator's paintbrush. Tim and Pallete meet the Dark Web Wizard, who hacks into the Creator's castle by using a literal dark web, because he's a spider. Tim and Pallete break into the castle, but they suck at hide and seek, so they get captured. Tim watches a key have sex with a lock, and he saves Pallete from Shrek. It wasn't ogre yet, so Tim kills Shrek. Tim defeats the Creator, and Pallete causes the Creator's evil machine to ASPLODE. Tim and friends then have a party while the Creator gets depression.
Season 3[]
Tim meets an idiotic clone of himself (we will simply call him "Alt. Tim") who steals Pallete's magic paintbrush, so Tim and Pallete chase him, so their world doesn't ASPLODE. Tim and Pallete enter the UnMultiverse and travel through eight different UnUniverses, meeting crazy guys, such as an epic shamer, a sad guy, and a psycho girl, in order to find Alt. Tim.
Later, Tim and Pallete enter the ninth UnUniverse, which reveals that Alt. Tim is a FAILED Tim clone created by an evil version of Pallete (we will call her "Alt. Pallete"), who is from an alternate UnUniverse where a different Tim got old, DIED of old age, causing Alt. Pallete to go insane and create Alt. Tim, who is stupid because Alt. Pallete wasn't supposed to use her magic paintbrush. Anyways, Tim and Pallete defeat their alternate UnUniverse counterparts and FINALLY go home, only for the creators from the eight different UnUniverses we mentioned earlier to bring Tim and Pallete to explore the UnMultiverse with them. It's unclear what happened after that, but we do know that's how season 3 ends.