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Thumper vs Alt 2.0 is the 36th episode of the reboot of Teletubbies. It is about the epic curb-stomp battle between organic and automation.

Plot[]

The episode begins with our favorite Teletubbies drinking Tubby Custard as usual, Alt 2.0 is checking the mail (even though not too much intelligent life lives in Teletubby Land) and eventually finds a letter addressed to herself. She decides that she should read it, and it tells her she'll have to go to a certain field for an undisclosed reason. Alt 2.0 tells the others she will be departing for a bit and then leaves.

Upon getting to the desired location, Alt 2.0 sees a strange, hooded figure. Upon asking who they are Alt 2.0 soon discovers that it's Thumper, who takes his hood off to reveal his face. She asks why the heck he called her here, to which Thumper declares he is gonna have to brawl the robot. Alt 2.0 reluctantly decides that if she wants to leave, she must battle Thumper.

Our favorite computer prepares for the battle by pulling out a MG-42 from Hammerspace. Despite this gun, Thumper is easily able to completely destroy Alt 2.0, in fact, he is so good that the area around him begins to break under his attacks. Back at Home Dome, dirt and dust from the battle begins to fly all the way there and cover the walls. Angered, Noo-Noo goes off to the battlefield, only to see Thumper's large beatdown of Alt 2.0. Oil begins to spurt out of her monitor and onto Noo-Noo's eyes. Noo-Noo tries to suck up all of the dirt in the area, but he is flung all they way into the Laa-Laahara, where the native creatures tear him to bits.

Thumper eventually piledrives Alt 2.0 into the Teletubby Land Acid Lake so hard that all the acid is shot out. Thumper then throws the fine powder left of Alt 2.0 into a fissure at the lake's bottom, where we hear a large creature eat it. Thumper then pulls a strange, power charging crystal out from his pocket, and talks about how thankful he is to have it. Suddenly, he hears a yell that scares him and makes him drop the crystal down the fissure. Joe Swanson suddenly appears and beats Thumper up brutally Family Guy style. Joe then says that Thumper was the one to break his legs.

Reception[]

Parents really hate this episode due to being super violent. Children are split on their opinions of the episode. On one hand, Thumper gets very cruel in this episode. On the other, the action was pretty cool.

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