Thomas the Tank Engine...The finest piece of engineering on this side of the UnUniverse. With over 2000 horsepower (scratch that, OVER 9000!!!1 [horse power], this great machine has the ability to crush even the strongest of forts, even the toughest of soldiers. Imbued with essence of Nokia, the strongest substance in the UnOmniverse by the mighty Chuck Norris at the beginning of time. Even the might of the 300 and even the great Darth Vader tremble before the might of this incredible creation. It is... THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!!
He's got relationships as well.
He's BFFs with another train named Percy, and he's dating with another train named Emily (He can do that you know). He also has a German cousin named Gustav, who he calls when long-range firepower is needed.
P.S. He is also a Transformer.
History and Activities
Thomas the Tank Engine is a really useful engine who lives at the big station on the island of Sodor. He has six small wheels, a short stumpy boiler, a short stumpy funnel, a short stumpy whistle and a short stumpy funnel. He was known to be a cheeky little engine and often whistles rudely at Gordon. Thomas's evil clone is Thomas the Tank who has a long lanky barrel extruding from his nose used for killing innocent victims and engines as he rumbles down the line, and even down the road. Thomas's favourite controller is The Fat Controller but he is very morbidly obese, although Big Chris, a fat doughnut eating mechanic is not as fat as he is.
He has saved many innocent people from dying in the Extreme War. He crushed Benson's fort, killing all his troops. He even destroyed quite a few of the Teletubby terrorist bases. If anyone sprays graffiti on him, he comes back to their home and runs them over. He is so amazing that he is Chuck Norris's taxi to his battlefield. He has transferable wheels that can turn into tires, skis and even robotic legs. People think he is only capable on the rails, but he is the most powerful piece of machinery yet. He can cope on the road, in the air or even water and space, unlike Gordon the loser. Thomas is often sighted coming out of rainbow-coloured Plotholes, which are thought to lead directly to Undefeatable Palace.