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They

They

They call Me Mr. Fahrenheit

Freddie Mercury

Everybody Gangsta Till the Nuns Start Meowin

They

They are the mysterious ancient alien creatures from outer space who moved to UnWorld when it was populated by monkeys.

They's homeworld was destroyed by Chuck Norris when he threw a dime in the sky. Dime escaped planet's atmosphere, flew to They's planet, collided with it and MADE IT ASPLODE!!! BOOM!!!

Chuck Norris's attack was... ┖⚫━⚫┛ ...really cheap (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!).

Meanwhile, lightyears away in A Galaxy Far Far Away They's spacecraft was heavily damaged. It's engines were broken so They were flying in space for a long time. One "a long time" later it fell on UnWorld.

They tried to speak with monkeys but monkeys were stupid. They were disappointed and started travelling to find the best place in the UnWorld until They found Brooklyn. They settled there and lived there all the time.

Some time later Humans started too live in Brooklyn. They were very annoying to They so They became very angry. When They asked Them to leave Brooklyn, They zapped They with a Toaster. They were shocked by this and the leader of They tried to explain to them how to use Toaster:

All Toasters Toast Toast!

They

They didn't listened and zapped They again.

Many They later moved to New Jersey but some of They still lived in Brooklyn. They later talked with Mario and Mama Luigi much.

Value[]

You can also they / them to get 0, as you can cancel out the "the" from both sides leaving Y / M, and as everyone knows E = MC². We can solve for m by dividing E by the square speed of light, which equals about 0.000000000000000030244964288. We also know that Y = MX+B. We can discard that really small number from earlier as we have M on both the top and the bottom and nuke them from existence, which leads to us having 0 divided by X + B, or the roman numeral 10 + B. Since we know zero divided by anything is equal to zero, we can safely stop here.

Words & Letters[ / ]
English Words [ / ]
Verbs [ / ]
PWN - DIE - Do - Jump - Rizz
Adverbs [ / ]
(Adverbs haven't been invented... yet......)
Other stuff [ / ]
Alphabets [ / ]
Latin [ / ]
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z - A B Æ Γ - Ð Þ Œ Ƿ Ȝ & - Da Gay-B-Cs
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Greek [ / ]
A B Γ Δ Ε Ζ Η Θ Ι Κ Λ Μ Ν Ξ Ο Π P Σ Τ Υ Φ Χ Ψ Ω
Cyrillic [ / ]
А Б В Г Д Е Ё Ж З И Й К Л М Н О П Р С Т У Ф Х Ц Ч Ш Щ Ъ Ы Ь Э Ю Я - Ѐ Ђ Ѓ Є Ѕ І Ї Ј Љ Њ Ћ Ќ Ѝ Ў Џ Ѡ Ѣ Ѥ Ѧ Ѩ Ѫ Ѭ Ѯ Ѱ Ѳ Ѵ Ҁ
UnIPA [ / ]
m ɱ n ɳ ɲ ŋ ɴ p t ʈ c k q ʡ ʔ b d ɖ ɟ g ɢ ɓ ɗ ʄ ɠ ʛ ʦ ʧ ʨ ʣ ʤ ʥ ɸ f θ s ʃ ʂ ɕ ç x χ ħ h β v ð z ʒ ʐ ʑ ʝ ɣ ʁ ʕ ɦ ʋ ɹ ɻ j ɰ ɾ ɽ ʜ ʙ r ʀ ʢ ɬ 𝼅 𝼆 𝼄 ɮ l ɭ ʎ ʟ ɺ 𝼈 ʘ ǀ ǃ 𝼊 ǂ ǁ ʍ ɥ w ɫ i ɨ ɯ y ʉ u ɪ ʊ ʏ e ɘ ɤ ø ɵ o ə ɛ ɜ ʌ œ ɞ ɔ æ ɐ a ɑ ɶ ɒ
Math [ / ]
Numbers [ / ]
Smart Numbers [ / ]
NaN - e π i - x y z
English Pronouns [ / ]
From the self [ / ]
I - Me - Myself - My - Mine
From the group [ / ]
We - Us - Ourselves - Our - Ours
To someone [ / ]
You/Ye - You - Yourself/Yourselves - Your - Yours
To someone'st [ / ]
Thou - Thee - Thyself - Thy - Thine
Of the masculine [ / ]
He - Him - Himself - His - His
Of the feminine [ / ]
She - Her - Herself - Her - Hers
Of the non-living [ / ]
It - It - Itself - Its - Its
Of the commonwealth [ / ]
They - Them - Themself/Themselves - Their - Theirs
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