Them Coconuts is a tower defence flash shame about The King of Hyrule who forgot to pay his rent ('cuz he wuz eating too much DINNER), and has to fight off mercenaries that want him out of his rent. He upgrades his rent armour by armour, buys new weapons with $, and hires his own mercenaries to shoot down the raging bastards. Your objective is to keep the rented castle up and prevent meanies like Canadians (pretending to be bulls), Angry Birds, Knights, and the Cops (-gasp-) from breaking the rented castle down.
This shame is pretty rocking. You should go play it; it's very fun.
Shameplay[]
You play as Brown Old Man, a guy in charge of defending the castle for the King. Enemies come in from the right of your screen and try to evict The King. When the castle doors reach 0 HP, the armed mercenaries break in to evict The King and you lose. Over the course of the shame, more enemies, stronger enemies, and faster enemies will try to break in and force The King to pay up. When you get enough kills, The King will show up and make your weapons deal double damage.
Weapons[]
| Weapon | Damage | Recharge | Speed | Gravity | Knockback | Type | Cost | Cost per bullet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slingshot | Puny | Average | Slow | Average | None | Single-target | $0 | $0 | |
| Shotbow | Weak | Average | Slow | High | None | Triple-target | $300 | $1.11 | |
| Crossbow | Normal | Average | Fast | Low | None | Single-target | $1200 | $1.67 | |
| Musket | Hardy | Average | Fast | Very low | None | Single-target | $3000 | $2.50 | |
| Canon | Strong | Slow | Average | Average | Medium | Single-target | $4000 | $5 | |
| SMG | Wimpy | Very fast | Fast | Very low | Small | Single-target | $5500 | $1 | |
| Chicken | Weak | Average | Very slow | Insane | None | Grenade | $8000 | $20 | Do not use. |
| Goat | None | Slow | Slow | Low | High | Single-lane | $8000 | $5 | Spam very often. |
| Meteor | Colossal | Snail | Average | Average | None | Tactical nuke | $14000 | $7000 | |
| Dragon | Burly | Snail | Slow | None | None | Screen wipe | $14000 | $7000 |
Song[]
Them Coconuts theme- Falukorvarna
Theme song
Lyrics[]
(Inhales)
(Laughing)
[Verse 1: Peasants]
We are de peasants in da field. (We eat grass and mud and blood)
We have come to fight your castle, made of wood
(Instrumental)
[Verse 2: Brown Old Man]
I am de Brown Old Man
My cloes are made of wood
I'm not a very good neighbour
I forgot to pay de rent
They want to walk against my, pretty castle wall
I throw my goats at them in self-defence
(Instrumental)
[Verse 3: Brown Old Man]
Oh I wish, that The King could come and save meee
I hope that he's not, tied up.
[Verse 4: King Harkinian]
I am de king and I have a horse
I also have a car that I can not drive!
My sword is sharp but I cannot shave.
I have no foam; only mud.
TOP 5 High Scores (UnAnything Wiki)[]
- Scampton - 402,851
- Javilus - 44,785
- Yoshibro75 - 22,995
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Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Some of the sound effects come from Minecraft Beta, most notably the Crossbow, which copies the Bow, and the Canon, which copies Creepers and TNT.
- The leaderboards no longer work.
- If there are too many enemies, your shame will lag! Lowering the graphics can somewhat mitigate this.
- You can switch between weapons and stack their damage. Basicially 1.0 Cuphead. That is how Scampton was able to get so far.
Play now[]
https://kbhgames.com/game/them-coconuts
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/526616 (Must have Newgrounds Flash Player installed)