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What the end and beyond may look like (censored version)

The end and beyond... is a time in the distant future, after every mortal being has perished in the End of Days. Nothing exists anymore except a blank, white void of nothingness. The only ones left will be the Undefeatables, who will all either die or vanish in one way or another. Garfield will also survive this for some unknown reason. This is only a rumor, of course, as the Undefeatables have vigorously denied to comment on the situation.

The end and beyond is a very mysterious era, for things fade in and out of existence, including time itself. Though things generally play fairly straightforward, there is an occasional "spacetime collapse" where time and space completely freak out. This could result in random distortions that teleports people through time and space, and sometimes even adds/removes stuff from existence.

Timeline of Events

Index

The newly transformed T-5001 and T-2500.5, bringing color and life back to the colorless void.

  1. Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee destroy everything around them in a climactic showdown, including all the universes in existence. This somehow causes the two of them to perish as well, along with Chuck Norris' secret alter ego, The Awesome One.
  2. Abraham Lincoln finally rises from his grave once again, but he is assassinated by a time-travelling John Doe, who is operating under the alias "John Wilkes Booth". John promptly travels back in time, is tracked down by the government, and is executed for a crime he technically hasn't committed yet.
  3. The remaining Undefeatables sit around and do nothing for millions of years. Of course, the concept of "years" is lost by that point, so this statement may be inaccurate.
  4. All traces of civilization are lost, including letters and numbers. This, of course, causes the deaths of 3 and Captain 0, two of the most powerful Undefeatables of the Lower Counsel.
  5. ZeusSanta Claus, and Jesus Christ fade away into nothingness, as the concepts of religion and tradition have been forgotten.
  6. After being ambushed by Dark Ducky's evil forces in the 2nd Ducky War, Silver accidentally time-travels farther than he intends to and ends up in The end and beyond... With his dying breath, Silver instructs the T-5001 and T-2500.5 to copy his appearance and use his super-speed to bring life and color back to the empty void (as shown in Sonic Generations). As Silver dies, he turns back into his original self, Sonic. This allows the T-5001 and T-2500.5 to copy his appearance and follow through with his plan. Surprisingly, Sonic's idea works.
  7. Taking advantage of the newly crafted landscape, Po uses a re-constructed version of the Tubby-tron 3000 and shoots a lazer made of genetically-modified CBeebies to turn all the remaining Undefeatables into Teletubbies.
  8. The T-5001 and T-2500.5 manage to spare themselves from the global conversion by transforming into Teletubby copies.
  9. The T-2500.5 becomes president, but Teletubbies attack him for no reason.
  10. T-50001 goes back in time and turns into the UnWorld.
  11. Po uses her newly created minions and land to create the Neotubby Empire. WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky rules as her second-in-command.
  12. The Neotubby Empire stands strong, creating its own timeline and universe outside of human comprehension. Nobody can feasibly comprehend, let alone learn, what happens after that.
  13. Happycat accidentally NEDMs Universe32, causing what remains of the UnUniverse to be destroyed.
  14. All of reality is ultimately destroyed because Kermit gave Garfield too much lasagna and an unusally massive spacetime collapse sent everything into the past.

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  1. The Neotubby Empire becomes a pocket dimension of Hell, and the UnUniverse begins expansion.
    Edn

    The only 4 people to survive the end of the universe.

Undefeatables That Died Under Other Circumstances

Here are the Undefeatables that either perished or disappeared long before any of these events started:

  1. Mr. Rogers: committed suicide during the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
  2. Godzilla: killed by Super Sonic and Super Shadow after fusing with the Death Egg
  3. Batman: faked his death after fighting Superman, then was killed by terrible writing
  4. Cyber-Dee: lost his Undefeatable status during the Battle of Undefeatable Palace, later respawned and then died again because of natural causes
  5. Mabel: turned into a ghost, rumored to have been killed either by Luigi or by Stocking Anarchy
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