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What the end and beyond may look like (censored version)

The end and beyond... is a time in the distant future, after every mortal perished in the End of Days. Nothing exists anymore except a blank white void of nothingness. The only ones left are the lucky ones, the Undefeatables, the Mechanus Alliance and also the Defeatables (for some reason) who will all either die or vanish in one way or another. Nobody will also survive this for some unknown reason. This is only a rumor, of course, as the Undefeatables have vigorously denied to comment on the situation.

The end and beyond is a very mysterious era, for things fade in and out of existence, including time itself. Though things generally play fairly straightforward, there is an occasional "spacetime collapse" where time and space completely freak out. This could result in random distortions that teleports people through time and space, and sometimes even adds/removes stuff from existence.

Timeline of Events[]

Index

Silver colored in azure and Classic Sonic, bringing color and life back to the colorless void.

  1. Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee destroy everything around them in a climactic showdown after the end of World War IV after Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked the UnOmniverse, causing deadly particles to rain everywhere and decimate time, space, and existence an infinite times over for the next 3 billion trillion years.
  2. Abraham Lincoln finally rises from his grave once again, but he is assassinated by a time-travelling John Doe, who is operating under the alias "John Wilkes Booth". John promptly travels back in time, is tracked down by the government, and is executed for a crime he technically hasn't committed yet.
  3. Thanos snaps half of all life in the UnOmniverse, killing loads of people. He then destroyed the Infinity Stones, causing the start of the end.
  4. The Defeatables are all dead at this point because they're stupid. The only one to survive is WaChuck Norris.
  5. The remaining Undefeatables sit around and do nothing for millions of years. Of course, the concept of "years" is lost by that point, so this statement may be inaccurate.
  6. WaChuck Norris accidentally kills Warui by poking "him", thus destroying every Wa-Guy in existence.
  7. All traces of civilization are lost, including letters and numbers. This of course causes the death of Captain 0, one of the most powerful Undefeatables in the Lower Counsel. The Anything Team finally defeats the UnAnything Team.
  8. Oliver Cromwell decides to kill himself, releasing Kronos, who kills billions of survivers.
  9. ZeusSanta Claus, and Jesus Christ fade away into nothingness, as the concepts of religion and tradition have been forgotten. God still exists, of course.
  10. GLaDOS just dies and sadly respawns infinitely until it ends...
  11. After being ambushed by Dark Ducky's evil forces in the 2nd Ducky War, Silver accidentally time-travels farther than he intends to and ends up in The end and beyond... With his dying breath, Silver instructs Classic Sonic to use his super-speed to bring life and color back to the empty void (as shown in Sonic Generations). As Silver dies, he respawns, but colored in azure. Surprisingly, Silver's idea works.
  12. Sailor Cosmos, however hates the new colorful world because she wanted everything to be the color of the Moon. Sailor Cosmos and Sonic, in his Hyper Form get into a battle but Sailor Cosmos gets PWNED. She goes back in time for a few days to warn her younger self about the event, travels back to the future and gets PWNED even harder by Hyper Sonic after believing in the confidence of her past self.
  13. At the end of the second battle between Hyper Sonic and Sailor Cosmos, all of the Moons in the UnOmniverse get destroyed in the process, meaning Sailor Cosmos ceases to exist.
  14. T-2500.5 becomes president, but Teletubbies attack him for no reason.
  15. T-5001 goes back in time and turns into the UnWorld.
  16. Taking advantage of the newly crafted landscape, Po uses a re-constructed version of the Tubby-tron 3000 and shoots a lazer made of genetically-modified CBeebies to turn the remaining Undefeatables into Teletubbies. From this they are revoked of their Undefeatable status and start getting hunted down for humiliation.
  17. The Idolum Star gets launched, but Idolum Tergum doesn't go on, making her become a Highwaywoman.
  18. All children get sent out of the UnOmniverse.
  19. Princess Daisy turns the UnWorld into LEGO.
  20. Po kills Silver.
  21. Po uses her newly created minions and land to create the Neotubby Empire. The Teletubby version of Marx rules as her second-in-command.
  22. Chuck Norriseegee starts to perform Norriseegee Dansen, an evil form of Carameldansen.
  23. The Neotubby Empire stands strong, creating its own timeline and universe outside of human comprehension. Nobody can feasibly comprehend, let alone learn what happens after that.
  24. Happycat accidentally NEDMs Universe32, causing itself and what remains of the UnUniverse to be destroyed. Everywhere at the End of Time begins to play. The remains get eaten by Goombas.
  25. Pauline escapes.
  26. Edn

    Garfield, Kermit and some other dudes existing in the warped nothingness

    All of reality is ultimately destroyed because Kermit gave Garfield too much lasagna and an unusually massive spacetime collapse sends them back into the past to escape being killed by background radiation.
  27. Po comes back and asks Chuck Norris to put her out of her misery, she is then made mortal.
  28. Po dies from complications so unimaginably complex and beyond the realm of all known medicine and science, that it's impossible to articulate any of the trillions of forces that horrifically ablated her from all of existence.
  29. Chuck Norris defeats Bruce Lee infinitely and so hardly that he decided that he wanted to do it again, and again, and again. We're History starts playing, and then The Great Un-Reboot begins.
  30. Fortunately for us, WaChuck Norris is forbidden from going, and doesn't appear in The Great Un-Reboot. I'd say Everybody is glad he's gone, but actually Nobody is glad that he's gone since Everybody left.
  31. A new Nobody comes into existence because of the statement "Nobody was left behind" is false, and Nobody is everything WaChuck Norris isn't (awesome, epic, undefeatable, a girl). She then begins spewing nonsense Nobody ever got the chance to say, Nobody has ever said, Nobody knows, Nobody asked, Nobody has ever heard before (you get the point) for a very long time before Nobody tells WaChuck Norris how to end the UnOmniverse. But if that was Something that Somebody could do, why hasn't Nobody done It before? This haunts WaChuck Norris forever and ever...
  32. WaChuck Norris forgets English. Without English there is no concept of "Nobody", thus Nobody ceases to exist.
  33. WaChuck Norris remembers how to end the UnOmniverse, but his power level is too low and thus can't do it.
  34. WaChuck Norris creates a new language. His new language has 2 grammatical genders: WaChuck Norris and Chuck Norris. He does this so his new Nobody is also Chuck Norris and has a high enough power level to end the UnOmniverse. This new Chuck is unimpressed by WaChuck Norris's stupid trick and thus PWNS WaChuck Norris several billion times until he forgets about his crappy conlang. (Or you could say he beat the crappy conlang out of WaChuck Norris.)
  35. Without any ideas left, WaChuck Norris becomes very stupid. So eventually, WaChuck Norris stops thinking.
  36. Many other stupid things happen after this, but it's just so boring that the page should end here.

Undefeatables that died under other circumstances[]

Here are the Undefeatables that either perished or disappeared long before any of these events started:

  1. Godzilla - Killed by Super Sonic and Super Shadow after fusing with the Death Egg.
  2. Batman - Faked his death after fighting Superman, then was killed by terrible writing.
  3. Cyber-Dee - Lost his Undefeatable status during the Battle of Undefeatable Palace.
  4. King Fire Slime - Killed by Dr. Mario, presumably on purpose. (Okay maybe he was never an Undefeatable but you get the point.)
  5. T-5001 - exterminated by the Mechanus Alliance and the Teletubbies
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