The Woomyvirus

The Woomyvirus are viruses that makes anyone say "Woomy!" or "Nyges!". They live in The Virus World. They teleport into bodies and suck in all renaming viruses. Better run if you see a cell of it, or it will infect you. RUN. JUST RUN!!! Wario was once infected, but a mysterious guy cured it. Do you know who he is? No? Okay, moving on. Jar Jar Binks was infected too, but the same guy cured it. THE SAME FRICKING GUY. WeeMalSheeGas was infected too, but again, THE SAME F***ING GUY CURED IT AGAIN!!! Did you get earape from THAT? Yes?! GOOD. Mooving on again. Get it?! Moo?! Har har har! It migrates for 20 hours. 20, right? No wait, 19! 19 hours. Long, eh? Every 3 months, someone gets infected. Oh boy.

A close up of a cell. Evil, right?

Watch out for theese, because they are evil, luckily, they come every 3 months. Good, huh? There's more! They come at 5 am. 5 AM.

Step 1: Panic.

Step 2: Scream.

Step 3: Run inside.

Step 4: Get infected. That's how it goes. Then you start saying inkling s***.