- Every single member of The Wolk Agenda is out for your eggs, so be careful. Perhaps freeze them before reading?
Average day in The Wolk Agenda.
The Wolk Agenda is an organization founded by The Eggman to try to crack every egg so that they can scramble them up. He does this by creating paleolithic viruses like :3 and femboy tummies to do a woolooloo like a vindicator to make people stand there and realize they are actually the opposite intercourse. They like to troll Faux Nose with random crap like MGE and TORRENTS that nobody cares about or understands, whilst funding wars in Eggland to make people :3brained. They have increased the rates of Jeb/Grumm Syndrome tenfold in places like Iron Land.
They run a Reddit account disguised as a page called egg_irl where they turn people into eggs and then make those eggs explode into attractive people, which they put onto Beer to sell to the old Norm. This is very affecting in getting more r/eggcruits.
It has been recently discovered that they do not break GNEggs. They instead kiss them :3.
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Like any good dictatorship, The Wolk Agenda have their own theme song. Be careful, since if you sing along to it, your mouth will turn black because you're going to be singing it so much that the tissue will die. The lyrics are compərable to Mass Destruction by 𝄞.
I am The Eggman.
I am The Eggman.
I am The Eggman.
I am The Eggman.
I am The Eggman.
I am The Eggthem.
It doesn't gio on forever.
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