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| − | {{Quote|Ah hello Henry, welcome, to The Wall. Some of the most cunning and notorious criminals are kept here, and now we have the infamous [[Henry Stickmin]], you're going to be here for a long time, Grigori, take him!|Dmitri Johannes Petrov|Introducing Henry Stickmin to The Wall}} |
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| − | '''The Wall''' is the biggest prison in the [[UnWorld]]. |
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| + | ''Not to be confused with that very weird Gary Stu-holding German place, or the actual German wall that [[Hitler's clone|Hitler's Clone]] created.In other words. Those are really bad ripoffs.'' |
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| − | {{Location|image=The Wall.png|location=Canada|affiliation=Maximum security prison complex|continent=North UnAmerica|population=At least 420 wanted criminals live here|game=[[Grand Theft Sesame Street: Verdigris Uprising]]|movie=[[Grand Theft Sesame Street: The Movie]]|tv series=[[The Furchester Hotel (TV Series)]]}} |
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| + | '''The Wall''' is a giant series of "Wall" establishments that specialize in burying people alive in cement. How it works is that you legally pay a fee of around 342 [[UnDollars]] (or, if in case a sale happens 142 [[UnDollars]]) and legally fill out a "Suicide Form" which gives you the right to opt out within 3 weeks of signing (or, if in the case that doesn't happen legally lets you know that you will be sedated and will wake up trapped in a small space). |
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| − | This is where the most cunning and notorious criminals in the UnWorld go when they commit a crime, founded in 1971 in [[Canada]], The Wall is a very big MAXIMUM SECURITY prison complex, what an honor!! |
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| + | The Wall has been operating ever since 1472, which makes it one of THE oldest (if excluding other smaller businesses from this time, then yes this is THE oldest) establishments specializing in assisted burying. Documents show it reels in 13 million a year including its sub services and space establishments. The main audience for The Wall includes the following: |
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| − | The current warden is Dmitri Johannes Petrov, it used to be [[Barney]], but he was fired for being too silly (Barney liked to let all the inmates out of their cell, allowing them to escape). |
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| + | *Suicidal people |
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| − | The Wall is made of the [[Wall of flesh|Wall of Flesh]]'s flesh surrounded with [[Cementygas]]. |
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| + | *Crazy ex-spouses (or, in rare cases ex-boyfriends or girlfriends) |
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| + | *Drunk people |
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| − | Dmitri mainly looks for people who have a low [[UnRank]] or are criminals. |
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| + | *Masochists |
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| + | *Sadists |
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| − | There is also a 2nd location of The Wall, located in the 4th circle of [[Hell]]. The hell version is much, much worse. |
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| + | *Basically literally anyone who likes pain from others or themselves |
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| − | ==Inmates== |
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| − | *[[Captain 1]] |
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| − | *[[Duo]] (now dead, as of 2030) |
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| − | *[[Serena]] (mysteriously escaped) |
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| − | *[[Solar Flare]] (Escaped by melting her cell OVER 9000 TIMES!!!!) |
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| − | *Every Single [[Lalatroopsy]] (12 of them escaped, however) |
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| − | *Barney |
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| − | *[[Justin Beaver]] |
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| − | *[[Mrs. Nesbitt]] |
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| − | *[[Wario]] |
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| − | *[[The announcer]] |
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| − | *[[Pocoyo]] |
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| − | *[[Manny Heffley]] (broke out) |
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| − | *[[Elmo]] (escaped) |
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| − | *A lizard person clone of [[Kermit]] |
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| − | *A [[Nintendo Wii|Wii]] used to watch [[Pingas]] in [[South Korea]] |
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| − | *[[Tinky Winky]]. |
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| − | *[[Homer Simpson]] (temporarily) |
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| − | *Hyper Cube™ [[Big Bird]] |
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| − | *[[Reginald Copperbottom]] (Escaped) |
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| − | *[[Pokémon GO Kid]] |
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| − | *[[Henry Stickmin]] (Escaped with [[Ellie Rose|Ellie]]) |
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| − | *Several [[Vagineer]]<nowiki/>s of various teams |
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| − | *[[Captain 9]] |
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| − | *<s>[[Po]]</s> [[L023R]] |
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| − | *[[The Colossal Titan]] (not allowed ''in'' the prison) |
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| − | ==Guards== |
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| − | *Dmitri Johannes Petrov (Warden) |
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| − | *Grigori Olyat (Secondary warden) |
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| − | *[[Captain 10,000]] (half time) |
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| − | *Polus Petrovich |
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| − | *[[Chuck Norris]] (Half time, just like Captain 10,000) |
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| − | *Isaac Binderson |
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| − | *[[Horrortime tubby]] (appointed by Barney with a legally binding 6 year contact, horrortime doesn't like the job so that's why Petrov chose to keep him around. It is said he is still in service, but has not shown up to work for a long time) |
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| − | ==Trivia== |
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| − | *[[Barney]] is an inmate, despite being the former warden. |
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| − | *The Wall also has a second location, in [[Hell]]. |
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| − | *The Wall once kept [[Reginald Copperbottom]], but he escaped 2 days later. |
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| − | *It provides competition for the [[WaJail]] in the normal UnWorld. |
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| − | *There is also a horny version of The Wall, called The Horny Wall, whose warden is [[Cheems]]. Horny Wall is for people who make Rule 34. |
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| − | *There is also a 3rd location, ironically located in Paradise City |
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| − | *[[The Colossal Titan]] likes kicking The Wall. |
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Revision as of 18:13, 14 July 2021
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This page is currently under construction. |
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Not to be confused with that very weird Gary Stu-holding German place, or the actual German wall that Hitler's Clone created.In other words. Those are really bad ripoffs.
The Wall is a giant series of "Wall" establishments that specialize in burying people alive in cement. How it works is that you legally pay a fee of around 342 UnDollars (or, if in case a sale happens 142 UnDollars) and legally fill out a "Suicide Form" which gives you the right to opt out within 3 weeks of signing (or, if in the case that doesn't happen legally lets you know that you will be sedated and will wake up trapped in a small space).
The Wall has been operating ever since 1472, which makes it one of THE oldest (if excluding other smaller businesses from this time, then yes this is THE oldest) establishments specializing in assisted burying. Documents show it reels in 13 million a year including its sub services and space establishments. The main audience for The Wall includes the following:
- Suicidal people
- Crazy ex-spouses (or, in rare cases ex-boyfriends or girlfriends)
- Drunk people
- Masochists
- Sadists
- Basically literally anyone who likes pain from others or themselves