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The Very Strange Mystery (not to be confused with other things) is a mini-movie and the culmination of 3 UnSitcom episodes. This results in the story arc known as the "TVSM Arc", which is not affiliated to official UnSitcom lore.
It has multiple parts; being that the whole script was too large to condense and fit to a normal episode, the producers decided to partition them into 3 episodes. Eventually, a DVD was released after Episode 3 came out, containing the full movie.
Because of its' obviously fanon material, it is often disregarded in talks of a canon timeline despite its answers to basically every plot-hole in the Series.. ever.
ACT 1 - Marooned In Shit(..)[]
The title card for Part/Act 1.
A fat Anon is typing something furiously on the computer, as if they are fighting online. As it turns out; they aren't. They're just writing a new article for a character (played by Captain 10), and as they finish they completely disregard the character. The character appears in UnAnything Central (a culmination of all UnAnything pages) saying their first words: "KILL ME! KILL ME!!"
As Captain 0 comes out of nowhere and greets him, he starts to explain the gist of UnAnything. While explaining about zany articles, he looks at a weird article that looks to have been decomposed to a simple ooze-being. As Tierboskat warps in to ask what had happened, Hannibal starts to explain but Dee comes outta nowhere and ruins the conversation.
As Captain 0 explains everything, he brings out a comically large scanner and scans him. He is identified as Captain 52, who funnily enough totally "loves" the game Action 52. As Hannibal is insulted by himself, he sadly slumps away to not be seen again. We suddenly hear him cry "NO!!!" as he is shot and stabbed. They hear this, but disregard it.
As Captain 0 explains the history of UnAnything in a brief 3 sentences, as he finishes we see a cloaked figure dragging Hannibal's dead body, saying "Let's put you back in the blender, maybe you will be fixed this time.." The man laughs manically, and it pans back to Captain 0 as he says his goodbyes to 52. As he does, he explodes into fireworks and disappears.. strangely. As 52 is confused, the cloaked figure appears again and offers him help. 52 rejects the offer, and the cloaked figure scurries away to the shadows.
Little does 52 know that he had just avoided one of UnAnything Central's most infamous killer, none other than the infamous Marauder Von Strange..
As the UnPolice cybertruck races to the scene after a report of a dead body, 52 is taken away as a witness. As 52 explains to Bobby that there was a cloaked figure, Bobby deduces that this is true evidence before being interrupted by a rookie giving him a report; it matched Von Strange's actual description..
As 52 walks out of the police station, Tier and Captain 0 greet him and say that they are glad 52's safe. After this, Act 2 ensues.
ACT 2[]
As 52 is take refuge at 0's home, he starts watching The Daily Coffee report the recent incident. As per 52's previous request that morning, they have not said 52's name. They also report the death of Hannibal Lecter as his body was found at the scene. As the Soviet Reporter does an UnFunny Soviet joke, an image is shown of all the tortured articles.
52 watches in horror of what could've happened to him. As he exclaims his horror, the news suddenly reports him saying the exact same thing 3 seconds after. As he looks behind him, he realizes cameramen are obviously filming him. As they ushered out, they create a hole in the room.
As the news shows a snippet of Horrortime's recent interview, they show the part where Horrortime reveals his wound from the Mainspace Marauder. As the News Reporter's voice fades away, Captain 0 comes and says that the UnPolice will be monitoring 52 for a week for protection.
Meanwhile, a ZvP zombie is throwing axes at pictures of Von Strange, Captain 15 walks to him and says they can be peaceful. After this, the zombie and the Captain make a truce to try and bring the Marauder down..
As Dee and Vesta are making an autopsy report of Hannibal, Dee reminds Vesta of a super wonderful good time, and Vesta gives a super compliment in return. As Bobby tells them to get back to work, Vesta makes the obvious exclaim that Hannibal is dead. Hannibal wakes up soon after, after which Vesta is shocked at the sight of Hannibal alive.
As Hannibal says he is free from the Marauder, a van comes up and asks him to come into the van. He refuses, after which shooting bolts of DIE from his eyes. However, due to the van being metal it reverses the bolts and hit him, causing him to pass out.
As they're driving, Dee and Vesta are talking on the sidewalk. They heard that Hannibal had been stolen the day before. As they see a van pass them by, Dee realizes it is the van Hannibal was kidnapped in. As they chase it down, they finally catch them up and ask the both of them WHY they had stole Hannibal. They said it was for Captain 15. As they make an agreement that they can transport Hannibal's body, they also agree to also driving Dee and Vesta to 15.
As they drive to the funeral parlor, they start examining the body for good spots to test stuff out. What do I mean? Well, they're basically using a machine to inject something into Hannibal to stabilize him. Captain 15 explains that character power in UnAnything Central is determined by words and integers on the character/organization/country's article itself (e.g stuff like UnRank, words, all that stuff). She explains that Von Strange had found a way to liquify this and turn it into a mass-producible injection process.
At 52's home, The Daily Coffee is on again as they report the mutant characters rising. They say it might cause a civil war among us. They also report that teams have been set up to fight against these mutants. As 52 exclaims that they can go to a team and join them, 0 remembers that 15 made a team a few days before. They get there on their jetpacks, narrowly avoiding the Lynchers and mutants.
After that, they knock on the door. As the Driver goes to get it, the Smoking Figure says that is name is Bert and the driver's name is Andy. As Andy opens the door, 0 comes in and says hello to 15. As they hug each other (as they haven't seen each other since the start of the mutant epidemic), Dee and Vesta introduce themselves, with Dee asking why Bert likes smoking.
As 0 asks what's been happening, 15 reveals that they stole Hannibal's body. As said above, they're using his body as an experiment.
ACT 3[]
As 52 and 0 ask to join the team, they are responded with Yes. Because of this, teams across the Central have been exploding in numbers as The Daily Coffee reports the joining.
As they realize more teams are merging, they try to find the nearest rebel team (5 miles away). As they are jetpacking, a truck drove down there as the Lynchers use rockets. They also see a Balaclava Teletubby killing a random person.
As they were jetpacking, 52 realized he didn't fuel his jetpack (which was already low on fuel) which meant that his fuel just puttered and puttered until they safely landed. They look to the right, and see a rampaged shelter with some Standard Captains looking through the gate.
As they refuel at the gas station, 0 magically forms jetpacks out of thin air and gave them to the Standard Captains. As they jetpack, the Standard Captains note that they can always search at Hotel Mario or Waluigi's Casino. As they split up, one team goes into Hotel Mario. They see some people taking refuge, with some having weapons. As they find a room to stay at, they open the door and see..
MARIO!!
As Mario says something about the Lynchers, the other team is opening the door to Waluigi's Casino and see a banquet hall full of people, and barely used as a casino. Hannibal was taken there (since 15 hauled him there) and is having a good time (he's back now). As they explain why they're at Waluigi's Casino, they ask to help them bring the Marauder down. As they exclaim, they grab weapons and the Coffee EAS turns on. It says:
"WARNING! WARNING! EMERGENCY ALERT. WARNING! WARNING!
If you're reading this, UnAnything Central has now fallen. Prepare to accept your deaths, and bring UnAnything on to the afterlife. May Chuck bless you all."
As they are angered that UnAnything Central will fall, they prepare to go to the Marauder's headquarters.
As they prepare to fight the Lyncher Mutant Alliance, they do. Examples include;
- Tierboskat throws a dice at a Lyncher SO HARD it explodes.
- Dee is given a Tommy Gun and goes crazy with it
- Tanks of the Soviets and Nazis fire at the mutants
and more.
Ultimately, Eyeball Man also goes to defend the team being that his eye has protective armor. As he does, it gives the Soviets and Nazis enough time to load and fire their artillery. As they do, a lightshow of a rocket launch happens ultimately killing all the mutants.
As they start ushering into vans, they see Identification. Because of this, they realize they can use it to get in the HQ.
As they do so, they silently get in and find the Marauder in his room. As they try to be silent, one of them accidentally creaks the floor and the Marauder turns around. As he explains why he made and enforced his plan, he started to inject himself with some Gary St-ooze. As he did, he started transforming into Big Strange.
Despite this, Eyeball Man and Vesta still saw some hope in him. As Von Strange searched up kittens on Encyclopedia Dramatica, his HP goes down 3 quarters. As the Marauder gets tricked yet again, the final attack is when Dee orders everybody to fire at Eyeball Man's eyeball. They do so, and it makes the bullets/rockets/arrows/whatever more powerful than ever before and usher Strange in fire bullets and rockets.
The Marauder is down; but suddenly he does an anime and turns into an EVEN STRONGER form; Mega Strange. As they start preparing again, they start to split up but eventually come back as one group. As Vesta turns on GodModding and Dee steals Eyeball Man's shotguns, they're ready to take the Marauder down.
As Eyeball Man does the first attack by doing a pun, they start doing the epic reflective attack yet again. However, Strange regenerates and activates shields. Eyeball Man pleads with Strange; he was his old friend. However, the Marauder betrays him because he doesn't know him. As they ponder on what to do, 15 has a flashback after 0 offered to be thrown.
The flashback is of Captain 12 being annoying; 15 asks him to stop rudely, and then 15 extrapolates and throws 15 across the world. She is damaged.
The flashback ends, and 15 explains the plan silently. 52 offers to be sacrificed; he is a useless Captain. As they prop the cannon, Strange almost stomps on it. However, the cannon is shot in time, and it deals massive damage to the Marauder. The Marauder was finally hit with the Sympathy Attack as he melted into nothing.
As the Marauder was gone, a wave of magic swept the Central and turned the Lynchers and Mutants into normal characters and neutrals, and the ooze was mysteriously erased. Everyone lived happily ever after.. or did they?
It turns out it was all just a story by the fat Anon. The end.
DVD[]
A DVD was released a week after Episode 3 launched, on May 6th, 2023. It was professionally cut to seem like a real movie; however being that there was a movie filmed that was just cut up into 3 episodes, later editions introduced the actual original movie.
Trivia[]
- A DVD was made. See above.
- A script was made for the movie, which was later shortened to this article. (warning: some vulgar language. Kids, don't see this!!)
- Unlike other episodes, this introduces the fictional character 52. He was never seen in any episode after.
- This is one of the longest episodes ever, if you count the movie.
- This was written by UnAnything members Eyeball Man, Vesta, and Dee.
- DO NOT SEARCH KITTENS ON ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA.