The UnAmazing World of Mario

Not to be confused with The UnAmazing World of Gumball.

Mario UnAmazing — The title card that shows (from left to right) Luigi, Kanna, Mario, Dr. Eggman, and Sage.

The UnAmazing World of Mario is the fifth episode of UnAnything: The Series season nine.

Plot[]

Mario gets bored, so he rips off Gumball's TV show by replacing Gumball and his friends:

Mario replaces Gumball Watterson.
Luigi replaces Darwin Watterson.
Sage replaces Anais Watterson.
Dr. Eggman replaces Richard Watterson.
Kanna replaces Nicole Watterson.
Serial Designation V replaces Penny Fitzgerald.

Mario's inside his house, talking to his family. Mario's parents ask Mario what he brought home, but Mario says he brought nothing home, but Mario mentions that he got a new girlfriend. Kanna congratulates Mario, but Dr. Eggman asks who Mario's girlfriend is. Mario told his father that Princess Peach is a piece of shit, and he's dating V, who is a robot.

Dr. Eggman: "You're dating a fucking robot?!"

Mario: "Yes, and I love her!

Mario's younger sister Sage runs in and shouts "Mario, what did you bring home?". Mario tells Sage to shut up, but he gives her a present. Sage opens the present, seeing Bowser's decapitated head. "I hate Bowser!" Sage says. "You'll get a chance to hate him lots more," Mario says. "How come you always get all the good stuff?" Sage asks.

Mario: "It's because I can Do The Mario! Wait... where's Luigi?"

Luigi walks in and asks Mario what he brought home, angering Mario.

Mario: "Mama mia, stop telling me to bring stuff home, you fucking assholes!"

Luigi: "B-But you should've brought something home!"

Mario: "Shut up, I'm lazy! Also, we need to go back to UnSchool right now!"

"No way!" Dr. Eggman says. "Only Sage goes to UnSchool!" Dr. Eggman continues. "I don't wanna go!" Sage whines. "It's not fair, I want to go back to UnSchool as well! Luigi says. After that, Mario, Luigi, and Sage go to UnSchool and meet Baldi.

Baldi: "God damnit Sage, did you bring your older brothers to my schoolhouse again.

Sage: "Yes..."

Mario and friends do a pop quiz, but Mario and Luigi end up FAILING, so Baldi kicks them out of his schoolhouse. Mario meets V again, they kiss, and Luigi questions his brother's choices. "CUT!!!" Captain 0 says. As it turns out, Captain 0 was recording the whole thing.

Mario: "Mama mia! What's going on?!"

Captain 0: "This show is shit! And unfunny..."

Serial Designation N: I agree! Stop trying to date my girlfriend, Mario!"

Mario: "Wait, what?! Oh! Why I... I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU UP!!!"

Mario, Captain 0, and N beat each other up while Luigi and V watch, ending the episode.

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