Someone recorded it, so we don't have to write! Hooray! (what do you mean with "lazy"?) It's just a song about everyone coming together to beat each other up and only one will survive, we wonder who it will be. It is on Newgrounds. It is not shown but WaZeigi & the Numbertaker were killed in the battle.
Note: The Chuck Norris shown here is actually C2.
Showdown participants
(i might have stolen this from Wikipedia) The Ultimate Showdown is an epic, city-wide battle started by Godzilla and Batman and ultimately involving dozens of pop-culture icons, fictional and otherwise. This is a list of its participants, in order of appearance in the video, with notes on how they were defeated:
| Order | Fighter | Manner of death and other notes |
|---|---|---|
| Introduced during the first verse | ||
| 1 | Godzilla | Tail can be seen sticking out from behind some buildings in the final camera pan. |
| 2 | Batman | Shot by Abraham Lincoln before being saved by Optimus Prime. As Bruce Wayne, his head was crushed between Chuck Norris' thighs. Some could say he is the cause for the entire ultimate showdown, due to the fact that he made the first attack on godzilla, who seemed to be minding his own buissness. |
| 3 | Shaquille O'Neal | Flattened by the Batmobile while being beaten up by Aaron Carter, but later "came back covered in a tire track." Can be seen lying face down next to Benito Mussolini on the left-hand pile of bodies. Also attacked by Jackie Chan. |
| 4 | Aaron Carter | Flattened by the Batmobile while beating up Shaquille O'Neal. Unlike Shaq, he does not survive getting flattened. He is also the first person to die in the ultimate showdown. |
| 5 | Abraham Lincoln | Hit by a Care Bear stare. Almost killed Batman. |
| 6 | Optimus Prime | Saved Batman from Abraham Lincoln. Godzilla bites his head off, although the song may be interpreted that he was meant to survive longer due to the lyrics "Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault onto Optimus Prime" later in the song. |
| Seen during the first chorus (These fighters were in the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.) | ||
| 10 | Dudley Do-Right | Death not mentioned. |
| 11 | Snidely Whiplash | Can be seen at the final camera pan. |
| Introduced during the second verse | ||
| 7 | Jackie Chan | Hit by a Care Bear stare. |
| 8 | Indiana Jones | Left for dead after being kicked in the crotch by Chuck Norris. |
| 9 | Care Bear | Death not mentioned. Hit Jackie Chan and Abe Lincoln with a Care Bear stare. |
| Seen during the second chorus (These fighters were in the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.) | ||
| 12 | Samuel L. Jackson from the movie Snakes on a plane | Attacked by snakes. |
| 13 | Various snakes | Two can be seen on the left and right-hand piles of bodies: one under Han Solo and one under Mussolini and Eric Bauman. |
| 14 | Mario | Seen slap fighting Sonic. Lying on the center pile of bodies with his legs and feet visible. |
| 15 | Sonic | Death not mentioned, seen slap fighting Mario. |
| 16 | Santa Claus | Hit by the DeLorean from Back to the Future and launched into the air. |
| 17 | The DeLorean from Back to the Future | Death not mentioned. It time traveled out after hitting Santa. |
| 18 | Goku | Death not mentioned. Merely flew by on the Nimbus. |
| 19 | Eric Bauman of eBaum's World | Punched down by Lowtax. Later seen lying on the left-hand pile of bodies with a bullet hole in his forehead. |
| 20 | Lowtax of Something Awful | Death not mentioned. |
| 21 | Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, painted blue. | Passes in front of R2-D2 during the chorus and the top of his head can be seen below RoboCop and by Kirk's foot on the center pile of bodies. |
| 22 | R2-D2 | Lying near C3PO and a Jawa. |
| 23 | C-3PO | Taken apart by a Jawa. |
| 24 | A Jawa | Death not mentioned. |
| 25 | Judohobo | Unknown hobo dressed like a judoka, made famous when photographed and published on Something Awful. Can be seen at the left hand pile of bodies with blood on his arm. |
| "Angels sang out in immaculate chorus. Down from the heavens, descended..." | ||
| 26 | Chuck Norris | The large number of fighters who are required to defeat Chuck Norris are a reference to Chuck's apparent invulnerability. Instead of "kill", the phrase "kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass" was used, though a large smear of blood is left behind after Chuck is attacked.
Defeated by fighters 27 - 45. |
| 27 | Gandalf the Grey | Death not mentioned. |
| 28 | Gandalf the White | Death not mentioned. |
| 29 | Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight | Lying on the centre pile of bodies beneath the Terminator and Captain Kirk. |
| 30 | Benito Mussolini | Lying on the left-hand pile of bodies near Eric bauman. |
| 31 | The Blue Meanie | Death not mentioned. |
| 32 | Cowboy Curtis | Death not mentioned. |
| 33 | Jambi the Genie | Death not mentioned. |
| 34 | RoboCop | Lying on the center pile of bodies with his lower legs torn off. |
| 35 | The Terminator | Lying on the center pile of bodies with its metallic face visible. |
| 36 | Captain Kirk | Lying on the center pile of bodies with blood on face and right arm. |
| 37 | Darth Vader | Death not mentioned. |
| 38 | Lo-Pan | Death not mentioned. |
| 39 | Superman | Decapitated head lying on the center pile of bodies. |
| 40 | "Every single Power Ranger" - Video excludes the Green Ranger (originally featured in the Japanese series Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger) | Deaths not mentioned. |
| 41 | Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan | Deaths not mentioned. |
| 42 | Spock | Lying on the left-hand pile of bodies with a broken nose. |
| 43 | The Rock | Death not mentioned. |
| 44 | Doctor Octopus | Death not mentioned. |
| 45 | Hulk Hogan | Head can be seen on the right-hand pile of bodies near Jason's mask. |
| Seen dead at the closing battle (These fighters were in the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.) | ||
| 46 | The Alien | Head seen on left hand pile of bodies on the very edge of the screen. |
| 47 | Freddy Krueger | Gloved hand and part of wrist visible on the left-hand pile of bodies near Spock. |
| 48 | Jason Voorhees | Mask visible on the right-hand pile of bodies near Han Solo and Hulk Hogan. |
| 49 | Alien Hominid | Head lying at top of left-hand pile of bodies. |
| 50 | Captain Hook | Hook can be seen by Snidely Whiplash in final camera pan. |
| 51 | Harry Potter | Busted-up glasses can be seen at bottom in final camera pan. |
| 52 | Han Solo | Lying frozen in carbonite on right-hand pile of bodies. |
| 53 | The Invisible Man | Can be seen at the very bottom of the left-hand side with an outline and blood by his neck. |
| 54 | Pac-Man | Can be seen dead next to a pellet in the final camera pan. |
| 55 | Unknown Happy Face | Can be found behind Benito Mussolini, though no marks can be found he is dead and still smiling |
| The ultimate victors | ||
| 56
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Mr. Rogers | "...In a blood stained sweater." Undefeated (winner), commits seppuku (suicide) at the end. (actually got trickshot & then stabbed in the heart a bunch by Steve) |
| 57 | Steve | Trickshot Mr. Rogers, undefeated (winner) |
The following are people who either did not participate in the battle or were only mentioned. Like the previous section, the following are in the same order as their introductions in the video.
| Verse | Name | Shown |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Robin | Seen waiting in the Batcave right before Abraham Lincoln is introduced. |
| 2 | Scruff McGruff | Mentioned as Godzilla takes a bite out of Optimus Prime "like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime." |
| 3 | Sole Witness of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny | Just looked on in total awe after incompletely eating his ice cream. |
| 4 | Devil | Hit Steve back to Minecraft and decended back to hell in extended version. |