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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is the largest scale conflict in the history of the UnWorld. It's just a song about everyone coming together to beat each other up in Tokyo City and only one will survive, we wonder who it will be. It is on Newgrounds. It is not shown but WaZeigi & the Numbertaker were killed in the battle. Plus Gabe was created by the pure destruction after the battle. Someone recorded it, so we don't have to write! Hooray! (what do you mean "lazy"?)

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The Ultimate Showdown -4K Remaster-

Note: The Chuck Norris shown here is actually C2.

Showdown participants[]

Original version[]

Order Fighter Manner of death and other notes
Introduced during the first verse
1 Godzilla Tail can be seen sticking out from behind some buildings in the final camera pan.
2 Batman Shot by Abraham Lincoln before being saved by Optimus Prime. As Bruce Wayne, his head was crushed between Chuck Norris' thighs. Some could say he is the cause for the entire ultimate showdown, due to the fact that he made the first attack on godzilla, who seemed to be minding his own buissness.
3 Shaquille O'Neal Flattened by the Batmobile while being beaten up by Aaron Carter, but later "came back covered in a tire track." Can be seen lying face down next to Benito Mussolini on the left-hand pile of bodies. Also attacked by Jackie Chan.
4 Aaron Carter Flattened by the Batmobile while beating up Shaquille O'Neal. Unlike Shaq, he does not survive getting flattened. He is also the first person to die in the ultimate showdown.
5 Abraham Lincoln Hit by a Care Bear stare. Almost killed Batman.
6 Optimus Prime Saved Batman from Abraham Lincoln. Godzilla bites his head off, although the song may be interpreted that he was meant to survive longer due to the lyrics "Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault onto Optimus Prime" later in the song.
Seen during the first chorus
(These fighters were in the original version of the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.)
7 Dudley Do-Right Death not mentioned.
8 Snidely Whiplash Can be seen at the final camera pan.
Introduced during the second verse
9 Jackie Chan Hit by a Care Bear stare.
10 Indiana Jones Left for dead after being kicked in the crotch by Chuck Norris.
11 Care Bear Death not mentioned. Hit Jackie Chan and Abe Lincoln with a Care Bear stare.
Seen during the second chorus
(These fighters were in the original version of the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.)
12 Samuel L. Jackson from the movie Snakes on a plane Attacked by snakes.
13 Various snakes Two can be seen on the left and right-hand piles of bodies: one under Han Solo and one under Mussolini and Eric Bauman.
14 Mario Seen slap fighting some guy masked as Sonic. Lying on the center pile of bodies with his legs and feet visible.
15 Some guy masked as Sonic Death not mentioned, seen slap fighting Mario.
16 Santa Claus Hit by the DeLorean from Back to the Future and launched into the air.
17 The DeLorean from Back to the Future Death not mentioned. It time traveled out after hitting Santa.
18 Goku Death not mentioned. Merely flew by on the Nimbus.
19 Eric Bauman of eBaum's World Punched down by Lowtax. Later seen lying on the left-hand pile of bodies with a bullet hole in his forehead.
20 Lowtax of Something Awful Death not mentioned.
21

Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, painted blue.

Passes in front of R2-D2 during the chorus and the top of his head can be seen below RoboCop and by Kirk's foot on the center pile of bodies.
22 R2-D2 Lying near C3PO and a Jawa.
23 C-3PO Taken apart by a Jawa.
24 A Jawa Death not mentioned.
25 Judohobo Unknown hobo dressed like a judoka, made famous when photographed and published on Something Awful. Can be seen at the left hand pile of bodies with blood on his arm.
"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus. Down from the heavens, descended..."
26 Chuck Norris The large number of fighters who are required to defeat Chuck Norris are a reference to Chuck's apparent invulnerability. Instead of "kill", the phrase "kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass" was used, though a large smear of blood is left behind after Chuck is attacked.

Defeated by fighters 27 - 50.

Introduced during the third verse
27 Gandalf the Grey Death not mentioned.
28

Gandalf the White

Death not mentioned.
29

Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

Lying on the centre pile of bodies beneath the Terminator and Captain Kirk.
30 Benito Mussolini Lying on the left-hand pile of bodies near Eric bauman.
31 The Blue Meanie Death not mentioned.
32

Cowboy Curtis

Death not mentioned.
33

Jambi the Genie

Death not mentioned.
34

RoboCop

Lying on the center pile of bodies with his lower legs torn off.
35 The Terminator Lying on the center pile of bodies with its metallic face visible.
36 Captain Kirk Lying on the center pile of bodies with blood on face and right arm.
37 Darth Vader Death not mentioned.
38

Lo-Pan

Death not mentioned.
39

Superman

Decapitated head lying on the center pile of bodies.
40-44 "Every single Power Ranger" - Video excludes the Green Ranger (originally featured in the Japanese series Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger) Deaths not mentioned.
45 Bill S. Preston Deaths not mentioned.
46 Theodore Logan Deaths not mentioned.
47 Spock Lying on the left-hand pile of bodies with a broken nose.
48 The Rock Death not mentioned.
49

Doctor Octopus

Death not mentioned.
50

Hulk Hogan

Head can be seen on the right-hand pile of bodies near Jason's mask.
51 Mr. Rogers Committed Suicide.
Seen dead at the closing battle
(These fighters were in the original version of the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.)
52 The Alien Head seen on left hand pile of bodies on the very edge of the screen.
53 Freddy Krueger Gloved hand and part of wrist visible on the left-hand pile of bodies near Spock.
54 Jason Voorhees Mask visible on the right-hand pile of bodies near Han Solo and Hulk Hogan.
55 Alien Hominid Head lying at top of left-hand pile of bodies.
56 Captain Hook Hook can be seen by Snidely Whiplash in final camera pan.
57 Harry Potter Busted-up glasses can be seen at bottom in final camera pan.
58 Han Solo Lying frozen in carbonite on right-hand pile of bodies.
59 The Invisible Man Can be seen at the very bottom of the left-hand side with an outline and blood by his neck.
60 Pac-Man Can be seen dead next to a pellet in the final camera pan.
61 Unknown Happy Face Can be found behind Benito Mussolini, though no marks can be found he is dead and still smiling
The ultimate victor
51 Mr. Rogers "...In a blood stained sweater." Undefeated (winner), commits seppuku (suicide) at the end.

The following are people who either did not participate in the battle or were only mentioned. Like the previous section, the following are in the same order as their introductions in the video.

Verse Name Shown
1 Robin Seen waiting in the Batcave right before Abraham Lincoln is introduced.
2 Scruff McGruff Mentioned as Godzilla takes a bite out of Optimus Prime like how "Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime."
3 Sole Witness of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Just looked on in total awe after incompletely eating his ice cream.

15th Anniversary Redux Collab version[]

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The Ultimate Showdown 15th Anniversary Redux Collab

Chuck Norris is still just C2

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Order Fighter Manner of death and other notes
Introduced during the first verse
1 Godzilla In the anniversary redux collab version, he definitely survives the battle, as he's seen plodding away after Mr. Rogers is declared the victor.
2 Batman Shot by Abraham Lincoln before being saved by Optimus Prime. As Bruce Wayne, his head was crushed between Chuck Norris' thighs.
3 Shaquille O'Neal Flattened by the Batmobile while being beaten up by Aaron Carter, but later "came back covered in a tire track." Also attacked by Jackie Chan.
4 Aaron Carter Flattened by the Batmobile while beating up Shaquille O'Neal. Unlike Shaq, he does not survive getting flattened.
5 Batman Still got his head decapitated by Chuck Norris.
6 Abraham Lincoln Hit by a Care Bear stare. Almost killed Batman.
7 Optimus Prime Saved Batman from Abraham Lincoln. He is given scenes fighting Godzilla in the anniversary collab. Godzilla bites his head off, but he somehow manages to recover and is shown to have it again.
Seen during the first chorus
(These fighters were in the anniversary redux collab version of the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.)
8 Crash Bandicoot
9 Venom
10 Pico
11 Tankman
12 Lemon Demon Appeared as a poster for Every Villain Is Lemons
13 Boyfriend Also appeared as a poster
14 Alien Hominid
15 Angry Faic Also a poster (there are a lot of posters) (I think I also saw Interactive Buddy (strawberry clock))
16 Dad Seen beating up a Madness Combat grunt.
17 Unknown Rocketeer (Arnold Schw?)
18 Samus
19 Billie Eilish
20 Unknown Purple Silhouette
21 Dr. Robotnik
22-30 Unknown lepidopteran-themed characters; Postal dude(?)
31 Unknown lava-pillar-controlling black guy
Introduced during the second verse
32 Jackie Chan Hit by a Care Bear stare.
33 Indiana Jones Left for dead after being kicked in the crotch by Chuck Norris.
34 Care Bear Death not mentioned. Hit Jackie Chan and Abe Lincoln with a Care Bear stare.
Seen during the second chorus
(These fighters were in the anniversary redux collab version of the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.)
35 Unknown Brown Dog
36 Unknown Building person #1
37 Unknown Building person #2
38 Unknown Building person #3
39 Unknown Building person #4
40 Kazuma Kiryu
41 Goro Majima
42 Tankman
43 YouTube
44 Unknown Duck
45 Unknown Catblob Stabbed to death by the Duck
46 Solid Snake
47 King Kong Blasted by Godzilla
48 Knight Colossus
49 Kirby
50 Link
51 Rodan Seen exiting a volcano and flying away.
52 Unknown Pinkman
53 Unknown Blueman
54 Unknown Psychic Dude
55 Mothra? Has a proboscis for some reason. Blasted by King Ghidorah.
56 Dante
57 Virgil
58 Mew
59 Unknown Building person #5
60 Unknown Building person #6
61 Unknown Building person #7
62 Unknown Building person #8
63 King Ghidorah
"Angels sang out in immaculate chorus. Down from the heavens, descended..."
64 Chuck Norris The redux shows how more of C2's defeat is shown. In the redux, his defeat is animated, and attributed to Superman.
Seen during the bridge
65 Grim
66 Unknown Business Skeleton
67 Unknown Pink-hair Skeleton
68 Unknown Viking Skeleton
69 Jack Skellington
70 Unknown Death
71 Skid
72 Sans
73 Dry Bones
74 Ghost Rider
75 Unknown Schoolchild
76 Betty Boop Barely visible behind Unknown Skateboarder.
77 Daft Punk
78 Banjo
79 Unknown Skateboarder
80 Unknown Redhead Cartoon
81 Unknown Bird
82 Kazooie
Introduced during the third verse
83 Gandalf the Grey
84 Gandalf the White
85 Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
86 Benito Mussolini
87 The Blue Meanie
88 Cowboy Curtis
89 Jambi the Genie
90 Robocop
91 The Terminator
92 Captain Kirk
93 Darth Vader
94 Lo-Pan
95 Superman
96-100 "Every single Power Ranger" The anniversary redux video includes the Green Ranger, but excludes the Black Ranger
101 Bill S. Preston
102 Theodore Logan
103 Spock
104 The Rock
105 Doctor Octopus
106 Hulk Hogan
107 Mr. Rogers Committed Suicide.
Seen during the third verse
(These fighters were in the anniversary redux collab version of the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.)
108 Johnny Silverhand
109 Handsome Squidward
110 Yugi Mutou
111 Kylo Ren
112 Garfield
113 Princess Bubblegum
114 Spyro
115 Harry Potter
116 Luigi
117 Ichigo Kurosaki Large sword in back
118 Unknown Old Guy
119 Ariel
120 Shaggy Rogers
121 Hulk
122 Unknown Purple Guy
123 The Xenomorph Queen
Seen during the third chorus
124 Unknown fossil, either Reptar or Godzilla
125 Unknown tophat man, may be Abraham Lincoln
126 EVA-01
127 Peter Griffin
128 Crash Bandicoot
129 Aku Aku
130 Spy Had a "dead ringer" item, an invisibility watch that plants a fake corpse of the user upon being triggered
120 Shaggy Rogers Seen in pile of corpses
131 Gawr Gura Seen in pile of corpses
132 Homer Simpson Seen in pile of corpses
133 Dr. Doom Seen in pile of corpses
134 Tinky Winky Seen in pile of corpses
135 Chao Seen in pile of corpses
136 Too many unknowns to list Seen in pile of corpses
Seen at the closing battle
(These fighters were in the anniversary redux collab version of the animation, but not mentioned in the lyrics.)
137 Unknown Man Got stabbed to death
138 Unknown Man
139 Hero Chao
140 Dark Chao Got blown up.
141 YouTube
142 Tankman
143 Yoshi
144 Minion Turned into an egg by Yoshi later
145 Paul Rudd
146 Laughing Dog
147 Laughing Dog's Bird
148 Pickle Rick
149 Mount Lady
150 Scout
151 Snoopy
152 Woodstock
153 Pizza Steve
154 Unknown Blonde
155 Mayor McCheese
156 Pillsbury Doughboy
157 Unknown Cookie
158 Peanut M&M
159 Pop Tart
160 Mr. Peanut
161 Fat Albert
162 Master Shake
163 Unknown Yellow Thing (M&M?)
164 Unknown Tomato
165 Peppermint Butler
166 Luke Skywalker
167 Beetlejuice?
168 Bob-omb Commited suicide
169 Frylock Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
170 Unknown Woman Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
171 Unknown Monkey Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
172 Mewtwo Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
173 Bender Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
174 Unknown mascot Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
175 Unknown Bart humanoid Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
176 The Xenomorph Queen Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
167 Hello Kitty Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
168 Waluigi Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
169 Bubsy Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
170 Darkwing Duck Died in a Bob-omb/Minecraft TNT/Nitro Crate/Holy Pikmin Water/nuclear explosion
171 Unknown 90's Man
172 Powdered Toast Man
173 Morpheus
174 Finn the Human
143 Yoshi
144 Minion Turned into an egg by Yoshi
175 Deadpool
176 Unknown Cowboy
132 Homer Simpson Seen in pile of corpses
177 Unknown Businessman
178 Ronald McDonald Died to untreated 3rd degree burns from hot coffee on his crotch
179 Unknown Transformer/Super Sentai dude
180 Servbot
181 Unknown Lizardman
182 Unknown Coffeeman
183 Plank
184 Gummy Bear
185 Jason Voorhees
186 Ash Williams
187 Unknown Jason Ripoff
188 Austin Powers
189 Little Mac Crushed by the Gaben
190 Ryu Crushed by the Gaben
191 Gaben
192 Shigeo Kageyama (Mob)
112 Garfield Killed by Unknown PAP's explosion
193 Jenny Wakeman Killed by Unknown PAP's explosion
194 H.I McDunnough
195 Cameron Poe
196 Benjamin Franklin Gates
197 Another Nick Cage role (Unknown)
198 Unknown Swordsman
199 Unknown Pinkthing
200 Unknown Parakeet
201 Unknown Bluething
202 Unknown Flying Object
203 A Crusader
The ultimate victor
107 Mr. Rogers "...In a blood stained sweater." In the anniversary redux collab, after he stabs himself, he abruptly stands up and dances the running man. He then flosses, and does the Carlton, and the Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance, before flying into the sky and exploding in a shower of gore.

The following are people who either did not participate in the battle or were only mentioned. Like the previous section, the following are in the same order as their introductions in the video.

Verse Name Shown
1 Robin Seen waiting in the Batcave right before Abraham Lincoln is introduced.
2 Scruff McGruff Mentioned as Godzilla takes a bite out of Optimus Prime "like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime."
3 Sole Witness of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny Just looked on in total awe after incompletely eating his ice cream.
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