This is going to be a terrible night...
—Moon
The Twins are one of the UnUniverse's scariest creatures, as they are two floating metal eyeballs who stare at people. Believe it or not the eyes both have names: the red one Retinazor and the green one Spazmatism. They've also copied themselves over to The Constant where they call themselves The Twins of Terror, as if that means anything. The Twins aren't at good at staring as the Eye of Cthulhu. Both eyes drop Australiums when killed, and are easy farm for their stuff.
History[]
Dr. Wily built some giant robot with lots of cool stuff. This robot was called Mechdusa. Dr. Wily said "This bot need eyeballs so it can SEE!" and thus roboticized Demoman's cursed eye and a Zero Two knockoff. Some dude named Saxton Hale hated Wily's creation so much that he tore its limbs and organs apart into Terraria's mechanical bosses, and then beat Dr. Wily to a pulp. But for the sake of this article, we'll focus on its eyes. Saxton grabbed Spazmatism and Retinazor from Skeletron Prime eyesockets, pulled them out, and twisted the flesh wires together so they would be inseparable. This is when he also gave the eyes names. He specifically called Spazmatism Spazmatism because the trauma it suffered made it erratic.
After they were set free, they decided to go raid The Constant world for food because they both had gotten very hungry and thought the best place to go was there. Spazmatism has a giant mouth in his true form, so he's able to provide nutrients for the duo. He killed Wilson at least 27 times over there before he got bored of killing and they blinked to the UnWorld, before blinking to The Constant, before blinking to the UnWorld where they joined the Scary Robots Gang. They get funding from those guys to go sight-seeing in other dimensions and to bring back cultural artifacts, souvenirs, technologies, and food. Especially the ice cream (none of that astronaut crap though).
Abilities[]
The Twins theme
They have a super mid theme.
Both eyes are able to make primordial primal roars and fly. Staring into any of their eyes for too long will also hypnotize you into becoming one of their slaves.
Retinazor[]
- Shoop da Whoop: It can fire itz lazor and make people DIE. It can also solve Rubik's cubes with them, chisel marble with them, and even give tattoos.
- Light show: Retinazor can make their lazor cause issues for people with photosensitivity, migraines, or those prone to seizures.
- Offend Spazmatism: When he calls Spazmatism "Spaz", that eye gets very uncomfortable.
Spazmatism[]
- Luigi Fireballs: Fires green fireballs gravity from his cornea. Can only do this in his Faker Form.
- Stinky Breath: His breath smells like Chipotle, copper sulfate, and corpses. God knows what he eats, though many speculate it's very spicy peppers. Can only do this in his True Form.
- Eye Glow: Whenever Demoman decapitates someone, Spazmatism's eye glows green.
Trivia[]
- They went to get their eyes checked in 2019 and the doctor told them they need glasses. Dr. Wily however recommends Retinazor performs laser eye surgery on Spazmatism while he figures out a solution for the other one. This makes no sense when they can just absorb their own Souls of Sight to improve their vision.
- They both tend to make a lot of eye-based puns that get very annoying, as you can always see them coming from a kilometer away.
- Spazmatism is ambisinister, while Retinazor is left handed.
- Spazmatism's favorite thing to eat is ice cream, however it causes him to experience eye freeze.
- DO NOT ADD "TOWERS" TO THE END OF THEIR NAME OR ELSE YOU WILL ASPLODE!!!