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The Tool War of 2005 was a very nasty event that occurred in Appliance Avenue in 2005, as it's name suggests.

Explanation[]

Before explaining the entire story of the Tool War of 2005, it should be known that Appliance Avenue is home to many different tools, which are all addicted to various drugs, whether it be Valium, Xanax or Marijuana. The place is known for being risky to go to. Additionally, the place is home to two rival gangs, known as the Toolies and the Steelhearts. They were known for long, petty grudges until this event struck and revolutionised the history of Appliance Avenue.

The event began when Pat, a member of the Toolies, was about to deliver some drugs for a large wad of cash at a house in Appliance Avenue. It is unknown who lived there, but he had a purpose to be there. However, he was stopped by Stretch, who was armed with a gun. He immediately began shooting at him, Pat taking serious damage. He collapsed to the ground. Meanwhile, Rusty was going for a walk, looking for his buddies, and immediately saw Pat. He decided to help as he was, for once, completely sober and hadn't drunk anything. However, amidst all the gunfire, he got caught in the firing line and was struck fatally between his ribs. Pat became mortified and carried Rusty out of Stretch's rampant killing spree and ran to an alleyway.

However, in the alleyway, Pat was stopped by Toaster, who smacked him with a piece of Tubby Toast as a distraction method. He also signalled to Stretch who came back to find Pat, and shot the two of them to death. The two fled the scene with the bodies, with the intent of burying them so nobody would know. However, on their way to a plain field, they were stopped by Turner, who was beyond terrified. He was witnessing two people carrying the bodies of his father, and best friend. Turner broke down crying, and called the Police. Police officers quickly arrived at the scene, arresting Toaster and Stretch.

A while after the Tool War of 2005 actually occurred, WaEmperor Elmo evicted the alive tools in Appliance Avenue that still had connection to the event, which was only Rusty. Rusty was taken to a retirement home and died in his sleep at the age of 67.

Trivia[]

Elmo City Universe[ / ]
Locations [ / ]
Elmo City - Appliance Avenue - The Big Blue Treehouse - Old Elmo City Road
Elmœs [ / ]
Appliance Avenue Members [ / ]
Pat - Turner - Felipe - Squeeze - Rusty - Stretch - Toaster - Dusty - Kirby - Flicker - Jack - Spinner - Pinzas - Beamer - Lily - Lefty - Junior - Zip - Sneeze - Ticks - Totts - Roland - Lampy - Radio - Blanky - Mr. Pat - Mrs. Pat - Police
Other Guys [ / ]
Events [ / ]
The Tool War of 2005
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