Changes: The Stupid One

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The Stupid One is the stupidest guy to ever exist, and the polar opposite of The Awesome One. He is the mascot of losers. Each time he does an adventure, he always fails. He's Nobody's hero. Also, The Stupid One is a fan of the Scratch Cat. Everybody hates him; he hates everybody. Even Charlie Brown is more of a winner than he is. Every time he saves his house ( all solar systems is too hard for him to save ), he wakes up. He says too often " BARGAGE! " and " SCHÅLL! " He is famous for the FAIL series, The Adventures of The Stupid One. He wasn't born on the dawn of time. Everybody has seen his face. The Stupid One's Attack is very lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllame.

The only person stupider is The Stupid Stupid One.

History

Birth

No, he is not from any awesome creation or experiment. Like I said, he was born on Earth. He was a baby in OVAH 9000 minutes before he was an adult. Nothing remarkable to see here, Stupid.

Adulthood

He said too often "BARGAGE!" and "SCHÅLL!". When he's angry (who he is too often), he says "BARGAGE!" When he is drunk (who he is too often), he says "SCHÅLL!" When he saves the world, it's a dream.

Death

The Stupid One was walking on a street. What he didn't know is that a grenade wass there. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! He Died. After that Stupidsm is created.

Revival

Eventually, a bunch of Stupidists bribed Jebus Khrist to revive him. He is now back to being stupid.

Facts

Nobody likes him. Not even the stupidists. He was only revived so that they can continue pointing and laughing at him
He is a Fatty.
He loves drugs.
He hasn't been in the Loserverse.
BEHOLD! A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM!
He could be killed again by pressing random buttons on Mary Troughton's Tubby Custard Machine or by just shooting him.
He bought tickets to Xbox Live.
The zombies avoid him. Not out of any fear, but because he has no brain to eat. In a zombie apocalypse, he would still die first after his gun malfunctions and he tries looking at the barrel.
He is incapable of comprehending the nuances and lore of Cocomelon.
Albert Einstein found success after watching him and then doing the exact opposite of his actions.

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-'''The''' '''Stupid One''' is the stupidest guy to ever exist, and the opposite of [[The Awesome One]].  He is the mascot of[[File:Stupid_one.jpg|thumb|The Stupid One, coming to an enlightening realization.]] [[:Category:Losers|losers]]. Each time he does a adventure, he always fails. He is a minion of [[Kamafagee]] because Kamafagee randomly picked him. He is [[Nobody]]`s idol. Also, The Stupid One is a fan of [[The scratch cat]]. [[Everybody]] hates him. He hates everybody. Even Charlie Brown is more of a winner than he is. Every time he saves his house ( all solar systems is too hard for him to save ), he wakes up. He says too often " BARGAGE! " and " SCHÅLL! " He is famous for the FAIL series, [[The Adventures of The Stupid One]]. He wasn't born on the dawn of time. [[Everybody]] has seen his face. [[The Stupid One`s Attack ]]is very lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllame.
+[[File:Stupid_one.jpg|thumb|The Stupid One, almost coming to an enlightening realization.]]'''The''' '''Stupid One''' is the stupidest guy to ever exist, and the polar opposite of [[The Awesome One]].  He is the mascot of [[:Category:Losers|losers]]. Each [[time]] he does an adventure, he always fails. He's [[Nobody]]'s hero. Also, The Stupid One is a fan of the [[Scratch Cat]]. [[Everybody]] hates him; [[he]] hates everybody. Even [[Charlie Brown]] is more of a winner than he is. Every time he saves his house ( all solar systems is too hard for him to save ), he wakes up. He says too often " BARGAGE! " and " SCHÅLL! " He is famous for the FAIL series, [[The Adventures of The Stupid One]]. He wasn't born on the dawn of time. [[Everybody]] has seen his face. [[The Stupid One's Attack]] is very lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllame.
+The only person stupider is [[The Stupid Stupid One]].
 ==History==
 ===Birth===
-No, not any [[Chuck Norris|awesome]] [[The Awesome One|creation]] or [[Captain 0|experiment]]. Like I said he was born, on [[Earth]]. He was a baby in [[Over 9000|OVAH 9000]] minutes before he was an adult. Nothing to see here, Stupid.
+No, he is not from any [[Chuck Norris|awesome]] [[The Awesome One|creation]] or [[Captain 0|experiment]]. Like I said, he was born on [[Earth]]. He was a [[baby]] in [[Over 9000|OVAH 9000]] minutes before he was an adult. Nothing remarkable to see here, Stupid.
 ===Adulthood===
-He said too often " BARGAGE!" and " SCHÅLL! " When he`s angry ( who he is too often ), he says " BARGAGE! " When he is drunk ( who he is too often ), he says " SCHÅLL! " When he saves the world, it`s a dream.
+He said too often "BARGAGE!" and "SCHÅLL!". When he's angry (who he is too often), he says "BARGAGE!" When he is drunk (who he is too often), he says "SCHÅLL!" When he saves the world, it's a dream.
 ===Death===
-The Stupid One was walking on a street. What he did`t know is that a grenade wass there. [[BOOM!|BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!]] He Died. After that [[Stupidsm]] is created.
+The Stupid One was walking on a street. What he didn't know is that a grenade wass there. [[BOOM!|BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!]] He Died. After that [[Stupidsm]] is created.
 ===Revival===
 Eventually, a bunch of Stupidists bribed [[Jebus Khrist]] to revive him. He is now back to being stupid.
 ==Facts==
+*[[Nobody]] likes him. Not even the stupidists. He was only revived so that they can continue pointing and laughing at him
-*[[Nobody]] likes him.
-*He is a Fatty.
+* He is a Fatty.
 *He loves drugs.
-*He hasn`t been in the [[Loserverse]].
+*He hasn't been in the [[Loserverse]].
-*BEHOLD![[:Category:Guys| A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM!]]
+*BEHOLD! [[:Category:Guys|A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM!]]
-*He could be killed again by pressing random buttons on this [[Mary Troughton's Tubby Custard Machine|machine]].
+*He could be killed again by pressing random buttons on [[Mary Troughton's Tubby Custard Machine]] or by just shooting him.
+*He bought tickets to [[Xbox Live]].
+*The [[zombies]] avoid him. Not out of any fear, but because he has no brain to eat. In a zombie apocalypse, he would still die first after his [[gun]] malfunctions and he tries looking at the barrel.
+*He is incapable of comprehending the nuances and lore of [[Cocomelon]].
+*[[Albert Einstein]] found success after watching him and then doing the exact opposite of his actions.
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