The Stupid Adventures Of Po: The Wrath Of Cortex is another Stupid Adventures Of Po shame after The Stupid Adventures Of Po, The Stupid Adventures Of Po 2, and The Stupid Adventures Of Po: Enter The Dragonfly. It might be inspired by Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath Of Cortex, but with the Teletubbies
Plot[]
One day at Cortex's Castle, Dr. Neo Cortex has hired Dr. T to help him stop Crash Bandicoot. He also hired Weenee, Drillcat, WaHappy Cat, and the Blue Yoshi thing. Tubers93 will do a bit of poopscooping while taking care of WaHappy Cat and Drillcat. Meanwhile in Teletubby Land, Dipsy is enslaving 1000 Weegee Clones to build a city for the Teletubby Clones and Robots. However, Po is up to no good and began killing everything on sight and blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH!
Bosses[]
- Teletubby Land - Tinky Winky, Dipsy, and Laa-Laa
- Obsidian Fieldlands - Rok-ko Earth Elemental, and Weenee
- Crimson Mirelands - Py-Ro Fire Elemental, and Drill Cat
- Colbalt Coastlands - Wa-Wa Water Elemental, and WaHappy Cat
- Alabaster Icelands - Lo-Lo Wind Elemental, and Blue Yoshi
- Coronet Highlands - Dr. Nitrus Brio, Dr. Nitro Gin, and Nina Cortex
- Stone Portal - Tubers93, and Dr. T
- Spear Pillar - Dr. Neo Cortex, and Uka Uka
- ??? - Omega Uka Uka (Final Boss)
Morals[]
- Po is stupid
- Never try to be Po
- Never ALSO try to be Cortex
- Never play this game
- Remember to play Crash Twinsanity instead
- Never talk to strangers
- Never do drugs
- Never watch Thinknoodles' videos
- Never Expand Dong
- Never eat Gum
- This shame sucks
- End of discussion...