The Shaggy Connection are a group of 12 characters who are loosely linked together, and they decide to solve mysteries as a part of UnAnything: The Series for clout. So, grab some DINNER and look at this List of connections there are in this page, or whatever.
The Chain of Connections[]
- Shaggy Rogers - The One who started this connection (Hence the Name). Is Connected to both Red Bird and Reddidit because he Blessed him.
- Reddidit - Red Bird's soul.
- Ashley - Is the Master of Red, but is a Slave to Wario.
- Wario - Enslaved Ashley, and is brothers with Waluigi.
- Waluigi - Is Brothers with Wario. Is friends with WaPeach, which is a Wa Form of Peach.
- Peach/WaPeach - Is friends with Waluigi. Gets Kidnapped by Bowser 24/7.
- Bowser - Kidnaps Peach 24/7. Is rivals with Mario
- Mario - He is here because Bowser is Mario's arch-nemisis. Donkey Kong is his Pet Ape.
- Donkey Kong - His master is Mario. Is Enemies with King K. Rool.
- King K. Rool - Is Enemies with Donkey Kong. Ate Half of Olimar's Pikmin.
- Olimar - Half of his Pikmin were eaten by King K. Rool. Allies with Captain Falcon.
- Captain Falcon - Allies with Olimar. Is Frenemies with Shaggy Rogers.
Their first order of business was in 2019 when Shaggy formed up the team and when Ethan needed help to find Kris again. Thanks to Olimar's relationship with Kris, they were able to find her in no time and then about half of the group also joined The Crystal Alliance.
Afterwards in 2021, they decided to visit the Fish Union in order to figure out what was going on there, but Capricorn, The Horned Gish attempted to kidnap and assassinate them. This didn't go so well, as Donkey Kong broke out of his ropes and beat the ever loving shit out of Capricorn. They had to leave the Fish Union, as their oxygen tanks were running out plus the Fish there were getting suspicious about them. What they did find out though is that they were planning to take over Bikini Bottom and are plotting out a second Fish War.
In the latter half of 2021, the Connection decided to figure out who the identity of Sailor Earth is. They found out it was Tuxedo Mask, though he doesn't wear a glorified Gakuran because of some weird curse from a bias Luna had with males and plants.
During Halloween 2021, the Connection fought with the Qu alongside The Crystal Alliance as they were planning a terrorist attack towards experimentation. They thought they killed every single one of them, however a few survived so that FAILED. But many members of the species that survive were caught afterward and enslaved into working jobs.
In Early 2022, the Connection decided to figure out what the Krabby Patty Secret Formula is for no reason whatsoever, turns out, it was made out of Crabs and Ketamine! Mr. Krabs was arrested and thrown into The German Prison because of this and Plankton retires as a billionare thanks to it. But because the status quo is God, Mr. Krabs was freed and he continues to sell Krabby Patties to this day. (Ignore Plankton's new successful restaurant career).
Anyways, I'm done with this shit. Now go down to McDonald's and DIE there. I'm sure you'll have much more fun than looking at this!