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{{War|name = The Rutabaga War|image = [[File:Youdoodle-2018-06-21T22-40-58Z.png|300px]]|begin = March 27, 2011|end = December 12, 2019|place = [[Radistania]]
 
{{War|name = The Rutabaga War|image = [[File:Youdoodle-2018-06-21T22-40-58Z.png|300px]]|begin = March 27, 2011|end = December 12, 2019|place = [[Radistania]]
   
[[Zing Isle]]|result = Zing Isle nuked, Radistania's defences are upgraded, [[ZingZillas]] gets cancelled|battles = The Battle of [[Turnip Town]]
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Meanwhile, [[Panzee]] and [[Tang]], ZingZilla Spies, saw this all unfold, and reported it to their leader, [[Zak]], [[Po]], however, laughed at their weapons, thinking that they were weak and would burn easily since they were made out of vegetables, soon, [[The Scratch Cat]], an utter weakling, came by, and offered helping because he thinks that Radistania's weapons are very strong, despite it '''probably''' being he is just a weakling, they let him join, anyway, soon, Radistania and Zing Isle's congress declared war, and now there was no turning back.
 
Meanwhile, [[Panzee]] and [[Tang]], ZingZilla Spies, saw this all unfold, and reported it to their leader, [[Zak]], [[Po]], however, laughed at their weapons, thinking that they were weak and would burn easily since they were made out of vegetables, soon, [[The Scratch Cat]], an utter weakling, came by, and offered helping because he thinks that Radistania's weapons are very strong, despite it '''probably''' being he is just a weakling, they let him join, anyway, soon, Radistania and Zing Isle's congress declared war, and now there was no turning back.
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=== The Battle of Turnip Town (2011-2012) ===
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=== The Battle of Zing Isle (2013-2016) ===
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=== Clash on the Leaf Island (2017-2019) ===
 
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Revision as of 15:29, 4 July 2019

MarioProblem This page is currently under construction.

Will ya PLEASE go away while dis' article is worked on? When you are away, you can go eat sum' Spaghetti-Os for Weegee. If this page ain't finished in da minimum o' 2 weeks from when we people added dis' thing, then do us a favor and put up dis'. Thanks, and in bocca al lupo!
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The Rutabaga War
Youdoodle-2018-06-21T22-40-58Z
Beginning

March 27, 2011

End

December 12, 2019

Place

Radistania

Zing Isle

Outcome

Zing Isle nuked, Radistania's defences are upgraded, ZingZillas gets cancelled

Major battles

The Battle of Turnip Town

The Battle of Zing Isle

Clash on the Leaf Island

Combatants

Radistania, Captain 0 Land

Zing Isle, Teletubby Land


Commanders

Commando Polof, Captain 0

Zak, Po, The Scratch Cat


The Rutabaga War was a devastating war for the normally calm Radistania. It was fought between them and Captain 0 Land and the devastating Zing Isle and Teletubby Land.

Events

Pre-War

When the Juche island known as Zing Isle ran out of diabolical things to do, they made a full list of things they can do, the first thing on the list was to spray Radistania with Botanic Bye Bye Juice, they decided to do so, but this ended up becoming a TERRIBLE decision.

Radistania Poison Crisis

After becoming allies with the dreaded, infamous Teletubbies, they stole 5 giant flying rats from the Teletubby Fleet (of all things) and flew over Radistania with Botanic Bye Bye Juice filled Bombs. They dropped the bombs, and Radistania becomes reduced to a rundown island, so the commander of the Radistania army, Commando Polof, decided to seek sombody who can save the lush vegetables of Radistania.

Meeting the Captain

After many days, the brave Polof found somebody who can save them all: Fleet Admiral Buster Baxter! No, just kidding, it was actually Captain 0, but that's even better! So he Polly-Paddled (it's like doggy-paddling without the arms) to a country where he met the best Number Captain, he asked The one and Only Zero to come to his homeland of Radistania, and explained why, so Captain 0 and Commando Polof flew over there with Flying Toasters.

Weapon Time!

Once the rabbit and awesome dude made it back, the two thought, and thought, and thought, until they discovered: they have no resources, however, soon they discovered that they can use vegetables, this lead to various weapons, they were soon satisfied, and now, the Polof and Captain 0 thought they were ready, however, Polofs don't have arms, so the training ended up being absolutely grueling.

The ZingZillas' New Recruit

Meanwhile, Panzee and Tang, ZingZilla Spies, saw this all unfold, and reported it to their leader, Zak, Po, however, laughed at their weapons, thinking that they were weak and would burn easily since they were made out of vegetables, soon, The Scratch Cat, an utter weakling, came by, and offered helping because he thinks that Radistania's weapons are very strong, despite it probably being he is just a weakling, they let him join, anyway, soon, Radistania and Zing Isle's congress declared war, and now there was no turning back.

The Battle of Turnip Town (2011-2012)

The Battle of Zing Isle (2013-2016)

Clash on the Leaf Island (2017-2019)