Well that's the Pit of Retirement Sonny, See ya' i have severe arthritis!!!
The Pit Of Retirement is... a pit. And in a long time you will have to jump into it. Of course if you're an undefeatable you don't have to, but chances are you aren't one. Too scared? Don't worry, you won't DIE, you just go in to the "real world." Here, you experience "True Life" though this is just generally believed to be a myth. It's also believed you go in the retirement pit when you get all the badges in the UnAnything Wiki, and you're a Bureaucrat. Or you can retire any time you want if you're already staff. But uhhh... you m a y suffeR have a great time! Just know mortals can't do things forever, chances are you'll become a Old Drunk Man and one day all this fun may have to rest, and you DIE. But don't worry everyone dies. And you'll be very miserable if you live forever, considering the fact you get to witness everyone else dying.
Making people care about you retiring is often hard, as you have to DO A LOTTA THINGS TO GET THERE BUDDY! Then people will actually cry when you jump in, because they like people doing the editing for them. It's believed that people begin the cycle as n00b. Then as they get bullied more and start to actually learn more things. Then the N00b is a Pro. Which is still doesn't mean that you aren't a little bad. Then of course after getting MMMM richer, and a LOTTA years, you become a god. Scientists say that the transformation of becoming a God is often complicated because some hoomans aren't good at editing at all. And even with LOTSA experience, you still FAIL. Then you just jump in the pit. No one knows what the pit looks like or what is down there. So, iff you are good at editing you betta start workin' buddy.
So umm... what's it look like?[]
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Trivia[]
- The pit is very swrly..................................................
- The UnAnything Wiki founder and his cohorts are currently the wise old men of the pit.
- It is believed it takes people to the Real World when they jump in.
- Jumping into the Pit of Retirement can cure a Wikia addiction. Just don't use Scratch, because then you will get addicted to that...