The Pirate Bay

The Pirate bay

The Pirate Bay is a settlement somewhere in the Caribbean part of the UnWorld. The land is ruled by Patchy the Pirate and his evil bird. The Bay became notorious and world famous for giving 'lotsa people free internet stuff using Bittorrent, this has caused a number of corporations, such as Google, to sue The Pirate Bay for OVER 9000 UnDollars. It is ruled entirely by pirates, and all non-piartes are shot upon entry.

The Pirate Bay suffered a raid in 2009, by Google and its evil forces, but has since recovered. Today many people go here and go to its website to get 'lotsa torrents. This has made Patchy the Pirate very happy. He is also happy because he is making Google mad, and making Google mad gets anyone happy.

The Pirate Bay raid

On 4 October, 2009, Google and several others, launched a raid on The Pirate Bay. Their aim was to Stop Piracy, but mostly it was to seize Patchy the Pirate's large cache of Cheese and various DINNERs so that they could sell them. The raid was carried out at 09:00 and one of Google's AdWords ships made the first attack. Patchy's forces managed to hold off the raiders for 3 more hours. After 3 more hours, Google launched a Denial of Service attack on The Pirate Bay's servers. This caused them all to crash, making Patchy, and millions of internet users, angry.

Later, Google launched its Employees at the Bay. They were armed with Bombs, and Google wanted them to make the Bay go BOOM!. Patchy unleashed his army of skeletons upon the Google Employees. The battle was fierce, and lasted many hours. In the end, the skeletons had won (mostly because skeletons are already dead, and therefore cannot be killed). Google and its Evil Forces retreated not long later. The Pirate Bay then restarted its servers.