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The Perfectly Normal Hospital, officially Aventura Hospital and Medical Center, is a hospital run by Agent Smith from The Matrix, where he confounds children and everybody else who steps foot in the hospital with questions about two colors and politics. Puro does most of the work for him because he thinks he’s superior for some reason. They run shady ads on the internet. Almost nobody ever gets further than what’s shown in the photo before they have a mental breakdown after realizing that the hospital actually isn't real. When you are in here you have to follow l'hôpital's rule, or else bad things happen to you.

TV ADS???????…..[]

Last Thursday, a TV ad was released featuring the hospital. The ad became an inside joke in the hospital and is still used in the hospital to disturb comfortable patients and comfort disturbed patients.

Trivia[]

  • There are 6th floors of the hospital, but only the second, the first, and the third were shown.
  • If you listen VERY closely, you can hear the screams of old Software Automatic Mouths.
  • Apparently, sometimes Agent Smith himself shows up, as seen in the commercial. He's also some of the doctors.
  • They had to clean the hospital for the ad. Unfortunately, many lives were lost in cleaning it due to Bonzi Buddy asploding the janitors with Force lightning.
  • This is the second best hospital in the UnUniverse we know about, after Captain 0 Land's Captain 0 General Hospital.

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