The Official Handbook to Chuck Norris is a book about Chuck Norris written by Carnivoreplant1. He was
going to make a sequal but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him
Facts about Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris is extremley dangerous
- Chuck Norris ordered Burger King fries at McDonald's AND HE GOT THEM
- Chuck Norris won Minecraft
- Chuck Norris stepped on Doug the Scorpion
- When Chuck Norris wants butter, he roundhouse kicks the cow, and out comes butter
- When Chuck Norris wants bacon, he roundhouse kicks the pig, and it lays bacon
- when Chuck Norris wants eggs, he roundhouse kicks the chicken and it lays eggs
- When Chuck Norris wants Cadbury Chocolate Eggs, he roundhouse kicks the rabbit and it lays cadbury eggs
- People wanted to add Chuck Norris to mount Rushmore, but the granite wasen't tough enough for it
- Chuck Norris died, but he's alright now
- There used to be a street called Chuck Norris, but they changed it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
- Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but Death hasen't built up the courage to tell him
- Chuck Norris was been to Mars, and thats why there are no signs of life
- The fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
- Some magitians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
- Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
- Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, He scares the sh*t out of it
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolting door
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its decendants are known today as giraffes
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves
- Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
- There is no theory of eveloution, its just a list of animals Chuck Norris lets live
- Chuck Norris dosen't were a watch, HE DECIDES WHAT TIME IT IS
- The origanal title for Alien Vs Predator was Alien Vs Predator Vs Chuck Norris but it was changed because nobody would go see a movie that was 14 seconds long
- Chuck Norris once smashed a miror over a black cats head under a latter, and won the lottery
- They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem, it wouldn't take sh*t from anyone
- Chuck Norris once won a starring contest with Medusa
- Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eye
- When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways
- The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to eteled sih egap
- Chuck Norris stepped on a LEGO brick. It felt good.
- Chuck Norris knows you're reading this...