- Not to be confused with the one who's calling, pick up phone.
Look, it's the Noid! Avoid the Noid! He ruins pizzas!
The Noid, leader of all Noids is some strange looking furry dude who hates hot pizza. He will burn your house down with Combustible Lemons if you have a hot pizza in there. It is unknown if he is some rabbit-human hybrid, or just a guy in a rabbit suit; however we here on the UnAnything Wiki believe the former. He generally loiters around pizza chains and commits war crimes to take-out orders, and is wanted in 436 countries around the world.
He is known for being the former mascot of Domino's, which he hates...
He viciously attacks people with his trusty yo-yo, and is capable of the deadly technique of analog dabbing.
Biography[]
Avoid the Noid... before he gets your shitty Pizza.
He was born a long time ago to two Noid parents, his upbringing is like most of the species with food and water. The food he always ate as a child was pizza, and the water he always drank was Pizza flavored. He always hated pizza, and would eat just the ingredients because when combined would taste like pizza and he hated pizza. That's all he ate for most of his childhood, until he graduated kindergarten at age 63.
After graduating he was broke and needed a job, and worked at Starbucks part-time until he was drafted to fight in World War II. He fought hard getting 50 kills and 6 assists, and earned 20 medals in his first month, but he got captured by the Mario Bros., and was forced to eat pizzas in Italy and drink pizza flavored water as a P.O.W.
When he returned from the war, he got payed 106 dollars. However this wasn't enough money to retire, and so he searched for a new job. It just so happened to be that Domino's was looking for a crazed PTSD'd traumatized as a child pizza-hating lunatic for a mascot. Seeing as this description perfectly describes The Noid, I think you get what happened next.
He came to be hired and then live inside one of their Domino's, with stunt devils being secluded to Noids' Hideout. The Noid grew to love and hate his uhh... unique collogues. Also he appeared in some of the shames that are Domino's sponsored especially the iconic "Yo! Noid" one.
The Noid on his failed attempt in 2021, before his death.
But in 1995, he was retired from destroying pizzas (although he still hates it) and Domino's really wants to forget who the Noid really is by scrapping him entirely since they really avoided him forever... until he returned in 2021 as a collab with Crash Bandicoot and later came back to Domino's for revenge on the upgraded large Domino's truck that does order pizza... he failed his first attempt but during his second attempt the truck quickly killed him instantly and the Noid was forever no more... or is it?
It's currently unknown when the Noid surprisingly brought back to life to destroy pizzas... or not?