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The Monkey With a Face Growing on His Butt, or Butt Face Monkey as we will call him because that name is impossibly long, is the eighth member of The Eye Monkeys. He is a bald uakari who has has the unfortunately anomalous trait of a second head where his butt should be. This second head gives him his eye power: rear view.
Conception[]
Butt Face Monkey was first born at the Salty Spoopy Zoo, he used to be a zoo favorite, until one day, where he was just minding his own buisness, when suddenly, a radioactive two-headed milk snake escaped from the reptile house and bit him on the forehead! This quickly caused a large boil to appear next to his face, but the primate pushed it back in. When he did that, however, it reappeared on his side, he kept on pushing it back in until it appeared on his butt. Since this funny ape couldn't reach his butt, the boil soon turned into a second head! This transformation was pretty painful because he felt himself getting a second brain, pair of eardrums, etc.
He was quickly considered a freak by the zoo-goers, so one night, the Butt Face Monkey chewed through the mesh surrounding his enclosure and fled the zoo. Scientists eventually found him and, rather than study the thing's weird traits, he was grouped with a team of monkeys with special eyes, the rest is self-explanatory.
Currently, he is living a life in other zoos, where he is sacred (like this page) and shall not be disrespected by stupid idiots who hate him.