The title card.
The H-un-ger Shames 2 is the 18th episode of the 8th season of UnAnything: The Series. This episode is the sequel (well, not really) to season 7's finale, called "The H-un-ger Shames". This is episode is known for having less characters than the original h-un-ger shames.
Plot[]
This episode goes straight to the point, since we already see the Announcer hosting the second h-un-ger shames. Woody, the cowboy, and Woody, the object, are seen- actually, can we just call the cowboy "Sheriff Woody" to differentiate him from the object Woody? Anyways, Sheriff Woody and Woody are seen talking to the Announcer:
Woody: "Announcer is so scary, BECAUSE HE'S GRAY!!!"
Sheriff Woody: "Bruh, gray is not a scary color."
Woody: "But gray IS a scary color!"
Announcer: "Shut up guys, I need to announce the tributes."
The Announcer reveals who will be the following districts:
- District 1: Sheriff Woody & Woody
- District 2: Steve & Sans
- District 3: Hank J. Wimbleton & Bloody Bunny
- District 4: Caillou & Elmo
- District 5: Coiny & Pin
- District 6: Mario & Shrek
- District 7: Princess Peach & Pretty Bomber
- District 8: Darwin Watterson & Bart Simpson
- District 9: Chuckles the Cheat & Serial Designation N
- District 10: Po & Kermit
- District 11: AVGN & Bender
- District 12: Penny Fitzgerald & Knuckles
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. Chuckles the Cheat runs, while Mario grabs a sword. Pretty Bomber tries to break Sans' nose, but Sans doesn’t have a nose, so he insta-kills Pretty Bomber. Bloody Bunny runs, while Kermit grabs a shield. N kills Darwin with a hatchet, while Elmo and AVGN repeatedly stab Shreiff Woody to death. Bart bashes Caillou's head against a rock several times, since Caillou didn’t want to eat his shorts. Bender does absolutely nothing while Po, Steve, Coiny, and Pin run like idiots. Penny finds Knuckles, who found some lamp oil and rope, but sadly, Elmo stole the bombs.
Steve tries to spear fish with a trident, while Bart yells at him for not using a fishing rod. Kermit searches for firewood, while Mario tends to Knuckles's wounds, even though Knuckles didn’t get hurt yet. Woody finds Sheriff Woody’s dead body. Woody cries while Chuckles the Cheat tries to cheer him up. Penny then sees smoke rising in the distance, but she doesn’t give a shit. Bender STEALS fresh food from Sans, who is busy playing Angry Birds on his iPhone. Coiny decides to play Minecraft in real life, while his girlfriend Pin stabs Shrek with a tree branch.
Chuckles the Cheat CHEATS by giving himself medical supplies. Meanwhile, Bender is about to destroy Bloody Bunny's stuff, but instead, he laughs at Mario for crying, because only losers cry. After that, Woody and Chuckles the Cheat try going to sleep, but they wake up after they hear Knuckles say “Oh no!” after he DIES from an infection.
N wants Mario to stop dating V, but Mario throws a knife into N's chest. Hank then sets an explosive off, killing Bart. After that, Coiny runs away from Elmo, who sprains his ankle by falling on his BIG FAT NOSE!!! Sans kills Steve as he tries to run, since Steve was 2 SLOW!!! Bender and Po hold hands, and I swear to God, THEY BETTER NOT BE IN LOVE!!!
Princess Peach tries to treat her infection, so AVGN starts a fire, but that doesn’t help treat infections, dumbass! Sans scares himself off, so whatever. Anyways, Woody encounters Pin:
Woody: "There you are, bitch!"
Pin: "Look, I know I did bad to you during BFDI season 1, but please forgive me!"
Woody pukes on Pin's face.
Woody: "How does it feel to get puked on?!"
Woody kicks Pin twice.
Woody: "HOW DOES IT FEEL, BITCH?!"
Pin: "Stop! I'm sorry!"
Woody: "Bullshit! You NEVER showed remorse to me! I will punish you!"
Woody grabs his knife and stabs Pin multiple times, killing her. After that, Coiny encounters Woody.
Coiny: "Holy shit... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!!"
Woody: "It's AVGN! He killed Pin!"
Coiny, full of rage, finds AVGN and pushes him into frozen lake.
AVGN: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
After AVGN's death, Penny fights Chuckles the Cheat, but she spares him, because she's STUPID!!! Kermit kills Hank, but a of a sudden, Kermit couldn't handle the circumstances, so he kermitted suicide. After that, Princess Peach tries to kill Mario for cheating on her, but he runs away. Bender attacks Elmo, but he kills Bender by dragging him into his world. Bloody Bunny kills Penny, and then she teams up with Mario to Elmo, but they FAILED, since Elmo killed them. However, Penny transforms into her true form, and fights Elmo with her NEW!!! shapeshifting powers, but Elmo kills her again.
Sans then catches Princess Peach off guard and kills her, and then he kills Po and Elmo. Woody and Chuckles the Cheat find Sans and kill him, BUT IT WAS AN SUSSY IMPOSTER!!! Sans kills Woody, angering Chuckles the Cheat. However, despite his ability to cheat, he was killed by Sans, who won the second h-un-ger shames, ending the episode.
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