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The H-un-ger Shames is the season finale of UnAnything: The Series season 7.
Plot[]
Everybody didn't know how to end this season, so they said "fuck it" and hired the Announcer to host the first H-un-ger Shames. After that, the Announcer revealed who will be in the following districts:
- District 1: Captain 0, Jesus Christ, Chuck Norris, & Santa Claus
- District 2: Captain 1, Bob Saget, Tinky Winky, & Laa-Laa
- District 3: Mario, Steve, Caillou, & Elmo
- District 4: Wario, Bowser, Sonic, & Freddy Fazbear
- District 5: Link, King Harkinian, Boyfriend, & Pico
- District 6: Thomas the Tank Engine, Dora the Explorer, Optimus Prime, & Dawn
- District 7: Josuke Higashikata, Bart Simpson, Heavy Weapons Guy, & Uzi Doorman
- District 8: Dio Brando, Bulk Bogan, Garfield, & Funky Kong
- District 9: Pac-Man, Bomberman, Mega Man, & Fatman
- District 10: Firey, Leafy, Cake, & Peter Griffin
- District 11: Kirby, King Dedede, AVGN, & Bully Maguire
- District 12: Dr. Robotnik, Shadow, Giygas, & Weegee
The fight to the death has begun. Bomberman bashes Heavy Weapons Guy's head against bedrock several times. Link, Dio Brando, and Bully Maguire are quickly killed by Chuck Norris, while Bowser gets crushed by Optimus Prime stepping on him. Thomas then questions his sanity while running over Weegee. Captain 0, Caillou, Bulk Bogan, and Kirby track down and kill Mega Man while Jesus Christ repeatedly stabs Wario to death with the cross, since Wario has committed sins. Caillou climbs a tree, but he falls into a pit of spikes because he's stupid!!! Steve kills Optimus Prime by throwing a diamond sword into his head. Elmo shoots Funky Kong like the gangster he is. Mario kills Pac-Man by shoving ketamine down his throat. Captain 1 shoots an arrow at Kirby, but his aim sucks, so the arrow ended up killing Shadow instead.
Bomberman rips Uzi Doorman's head off while Bulk Bogan, Firey, and Dr. Robotnik try ambushing Captain 0, Captain 1, and Fatman. This ambush FAILED, since Bulk, Firey, and Dr. Robotnik DIE instead. Leafy poisons Sonic's drink, which kills Sonic. AVGN is killed when couldn't handle the wrath of Giygas. Mario cuts Dora the Explorer in half, and then he sees Peter Griffin killing Steve and King Dedede. Suddenly, Captain 1 and Cake are caught off guard when they get run over by Thomas. Freddy jumpscares Josuke, who falls into a frozen lake and drowns. Boyfriend tries to have a rap battle with Mario, but he shoots Boyfriend in the face.
Elmo accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it. This wasn't very gangster. Anyways, King Harkinian kills Santa Claus by using the power of DINNER. Bob Saget kills Bart Simpson by tricking him into stepping on a landmine. Thomas the Tank Engine kills Giygas by, you guessed it, running him over. Chuck Norris crushes Laa-Laa's head in his fist while King Harkinian and Freddy Fazbear fight Tinky Winky and Captain 0. Tinky Winky tried using his nazi powers, but he and Captain 0 were no match against the power of DINNER. Dawn throws a knife into Fatman's chest while Thomas the Tank Engine and Leafy get blown up by Bob Saget using his demonic powers, and then Chuck Norris, Dawn, and Bomberman team up to destroy Jesus Christ, Freddy Fazbear, and King Harkinian.
Mario kills Pico, Dawn, Peter Griffin, and Kirby by shooting them with a minigun. However, Chuck Norris COMPLETELY destroys Bob Saget, Mario, Garfield, and Bomberman AT THE SAME TIME!!! OMFG THE EPICNESS!!! So yeah, Chuck Norris WINS. THE END.
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