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'''The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions''' (formally known as '''Enigma Mystery''') is a man who likes to ask questions, and then kill people.
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'''The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions''' (formerly known as '''Enigma Mystery''') is a man who likes to ask questions, and then kill people and he's VERY ANNOYING! Did I mention he was annoying?
   
 
==History==
 
==History==
He was born in [[Possum City]], and raised to ask as many questions as he wanted. He started asking more and more until he went insane. He turned into a villain, and tired to attack people. So, e made [[Man Fat]], but [[Fatman]] sat on both of them, defeating them.
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Was he born in [[Possum City]], and raised to ask as many questions as he wanted? Yes. Did he start to ask more and more until he was constantly driving everyone insane? Yes. Did he turn into a villain, and try to attack people? Yes. Did he make [[Man Fat]], but did [[Fatman]] sit on both of them, defeating them? Yes to both.
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===Death===
 
===Death===
After surviving Fatman's sitting attack, he died after asking his billionth question: "WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!"
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After surviving Fatman's sitting attack, diedafter asking his billionth question: "WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!"
   
His funeral was held in Possum City, but only Man Fat and Fatman showed up, and they started fighting.
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Was his funeral held in Possum City? Yes. Did only Man Fat and Fatman show up? Yes. Did they start fighting during the funeral? Yes.
   
 
==Favorite Number==
 
==Favorite Number==
The Guy Who Asked Too Many Questions did have a favorite number. HE liked this number so much, he thought of it as superior to him. He are some clues to guess what this number is:
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The Guy Who Asked Too Many Questions did have a favorite number. He liked this number so much, he thought of it as superior to him. Here are some clues to guess what this number is:
   
 
*This number curves, AND has a straight line.
 
*This number curves, AND has a straight line.
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You guessed it! His favorite number is "?". The legendary question mark!
 
You guessed it! His favorite number is "?". The legendary question mark!
   
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Note: Technically, the question mark is not a number. As aforementioned, however, it is to this man.
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== Brother ==
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Yes, this guy had a brother. It is....(drumroll please) [[Creepy Mask Man]]!!!!!!!!!
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== Trivia ==
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* He asked so many questions that he accidentally asked the question to [[42]]. We still don't know what he asked when he said that but we are finding out.
 
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Revision as of 14:47, 28 July 2016

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions, right before getting rotten eggs thrown at him.

Who Touched my gun? The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions, while playing as Heavy

The Guy Who Asks Too Many Questions (formerly known as Enigma Mystery) is a man who likes to ask questions, and then kill people and he's VERY ANNOYING! Did I mention he was annoying?

History

Was he born in Possum City, and raised to ask as many questions as he wanted? Yes. Did he start to ask more and more until he was constantly driving everyone insane? Yes. Did he turn into a villain, and try to attack people? Yes. Did he make Man Fat, but did Fatman sit on both of them, defeating them? Yes to both.

Death

After surviving Fatman's sitting attack, diedafter asking his billionth question: "WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!"

Was his funeral held in Possum City? Yes. Did only Man Fat and Fatman show up? Yes. Did they start fighting during the funeral? Yes.

Favorite Number

The Guy Who Asked Too Many Questions did have a favorite number. He liked this number so much, he thought of it as superior to him. Here are some clues to guess what this number is:

  • This number curves, AND has a straight line.
  • This number has two main pieces.
  • This number represents everything he believes in.

And finally,

  • It is not a number at all. It is punctuation.

You guessed it! His favorite number is "?". The legendary question mark!

Note: Technically, the question mark is not a number. As aforementioned, however, it is to this man.

Brother

Yes, this guy had a brother. It is....(drumroll please) Creepy Mask Man!!!!!!!!!

Trivia

  • He asked so many questions that he accidentally asked the question to 42. We still don't know what he asked when he said that but we are finding out.