The Great Teletubby Massacre
Badass teletubs

March 3rd, 2010


March 4th, 2010


Eastern Europe and South-east Asia


The Teletubbies annihilated Eastern Europe and South-east Asia

Major battles

Destruction of the defences
First Assult


The Teletubbies

Eastern Europe and South-east Asia


Tinky Winky
Ninja Teletubby
Evil Gorilla
Tubby Monster

Goverments and Armies of Eastern Europe and South-east Asia

Not to be confused with The Great Teletubby Land Massacre, which happened 5 years after this terrible (or whatever) event thingy.

The Great Teletubby Massacre was the biggest terrorist attack in history. Teletubbies, Boohbah, Furbies, Lemmings, and the rest of the Teletubby Army grouped together and annihilated eastern Europe and south-east Asia. They did this because they hate those countries with a burning passion. They used an infinitum catalyst bomb, that contained compressed tubby custard, known as the Tubby Bomb. When it hit the floor 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of tubby custard smothered Europe. It was compressed into about 30 cubic metres and contained in a coltan-carbonate shell. 5 months after the bomb hit, the Teletubbies and their allies descended and burned the remaining survivors. It is unknown if there are any more survivors, but if there is, they would be horribly mutilated.

Unknown to the Teletubbies, all the devastation they caused was undone by the undefeatables and the powers of weakness, and the continents were restored, but Dipsy is currently making more Tubby Bombs, so this can't be good.

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