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The Frost Dimension War is a war that took place within The Frost Dimension over the span of 2 weeks.

Events[]

Sometime after the WaJack Frosts were fed up with King Frost's gluttony, they decided to invade everywhere and since the Eastern Heptant was fed up with being overly taxed they formed the Frost Forces. Their leader was chosen to be WaBlack Frost after an extensive election. After this WaBlack Frost, started to train his army. Normal Black Frosts were the strongest soldier that could live in The Frost Dimension at the time and so they were chosen mostly because they could be payed in Cadbury Chocolate from taken-over factories, which exponentially would multiply their numbers. Once the Frost Forces soldiers were ready, they held a meeting discussing how to assassinate King Frost. When that was done, they began their invasion starting with the surrounding sextants of the time. When King Frost realized the two sextants joined to take over The Frost Dimension, he declared by executive order that areas in the South Western Sextant were made confidential, to develop experimental new ways to fight back.

Black Frosts were everywhere and nobody could beat them with the overpowered skills they trained for. King Frost was desperate for a way to fight back against the Frost Forces and so hired the Snowman Mafia to try and kill them for the time being. A national broadcast near this time was issued on the radio by King Frost warning all citizens to run away from all and any Black Frosts since they're the main soldiers of the Frost Forces. This forced a lot of civilian Black Frosts to either go into hiding or join the Frost Forces, because the towns they lived in would lynch them instantly if they were seen at all. The broadcast ultimately made everything worse and brought civil unrest, because everyone knew the Snowman Mafia were being bribed to lose by WaBlack Frost with real money. A young WaWaJack Frost boy named WaWaJack Frost sent a letter to the king imploring for him to make WaWa-clones of the Jack Frosts to win the war by numbers.

Upon this revelation given to him, every single Wa-Machine was rented for $1,000,000,000,000 by the Frostonian government. King Frost would group WaWaJack Frosts with Jack Frosts half and half, as earlier this combination proved promising, they were effective in claiming some of the former North Western Sextant territory and so King Frost stuck to this. To further cut costs, WaJack Frosts from before the war would sometimes be converted into WaWaJack Frosts. WaBlack Frost realized King Frost was going to surround their troops in the North West part and moved them to capture more territory in other places like the island in the King Frost Territories, however King Frost's super soldiers were powerful enough to hold off against the Frost Forces. After this the Royal Army was fully prepared and trios consisting of Jack Frost and 2 WaWaJack Frosts were deployed at the Central, Western and North Sextants. All reclaimed land would be temporarily part of the King Frost Territories in a great effort. After the Frost Forces had no long and WaBlack Frost was cornered he was sent to WaJail, due to fear he might escape the Cadbury Prison Jail Factory. After this the territories were reorganized and a seventh one was created for the veterans and everything was renamed from sextant to heptant as well as the South West being renamed to just West. A television message by King Frost was aired later that week apologizing for promoting racism against Black Frosts. Despite this war, the WaJack Frosts are still slaves to this day.

See also[]

The Frost Dimension, where this happened

Megami Tensei[ / ]
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