The Wellerman (also known as the Flying Dutchman or the Flying BOWSER) is a sailor from North Hyrule. He wanted to conquer the Bikini Bottom, but instead got PWNed, even though he had a Pokémon from Spongebob's cereal box.
History[]
Alive[]
He was appointed by the Emperor, Bowser to become a sailor to conquer an underwater city a thousand miles away. So the Wellerman was put to sea along with his ship Billy o' Tea, and bought sugar and tea and rum. His ship is female because ships are grammatically feminine. For some reasons, when his ship sailed across, the creatures underneath sang "Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day, when the tonguing is done, we'll take our leave and go" twice. That inspired him to make a rip-off shame of Flappy Bird, and it shares the same name of the creator. You can play it here.
Death[]
Before the boat had hit the water, Pearl Krabs's tail came up and caught her, including the Wellerman himself. He sank below and drowned. He then became a green ghost who resides in Bikini Bottom.
Crimes he made in Bikini Bottom[]
- Destroying the Krusty Krab
- Crashing Weegee into SpongeBob's house, then into Squidward's house
- Throwing Squidward into Dimension 666
ShanghaiingTehraning SpongeBob and Patrick- And many more...
Since he did not follow the rules of Bikini Bottom, he was roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris into the 7th Dimension, then included in Kamp Koral for good measure.
See Also[]
- His theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErHFQ3r9K2Y