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Not to be confused with either the End of Days or The end and beyond...

TheEndOfTheUnUniverse

A scene from the episode, where Mario, Jolyne, and Koichi fight Pucci and Woody.

The End of the UnUniverse is the 20th episode of the 8th season of UnAnything: The Series. This episode is the finale of season 8, and it takes place right after "The Bizarre Team Up". This episode is also the end of arc called "The Woody Arc".

Plot[]

The episode starts with Mario, Jolyne Cujoh, Koichi Hirose, Heavy Weapons Guy, Tennis Ball, and Teardrop looking for a bunch of idiots to join their team, until they notice a strange black-haired man.

Mario: "Mama mia! Who are you?"

"You must be the other members of the resistance?", the man asks.

Mario: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???"

"I am Doctor Neo Cortex, and I am here to help you."

Mario asks Neo Cortex on how to defeat Pucci and his minions. Neo Cortex reveals that they must board the G.O.T.S. (which stands for "Good Old Titanic Shit" for some reason) mothership and take out its core, in order to delete Pucci's stand, [C-MOON], before it evolves into [MADE IN HEAVEN]. Mario, Jolyne, Koichi, Neo Cortex, and Kirby (yes, Kirby's here all of a sudden) hunt down Pucci and Woody, while Heavy Weapons Guy, Tennis Ball, and Teardrop and your allies get into the mothership, and quickly board it, attacking Luigi and Pucci's other minion Cake.

Heavy: "Luigi! Why are you helping Pucci?!"

Luigi: "Because he's a friend of mine! See, there's nothing wrong about resetting the UnUniverse!"

Heavy: "Stupid, stupid! HE'S A TRAITOR! He's going to kill us all!"

Luigi doesn't believe Heavy, so he fights him, Tennis Ball, and Teardrop. Meanwhile, Mario and friends attack Pucci and Woody, while Kirby decides to be a lazy ass and sleep in the background.

Mario: "Woody, your-a stupid! Pucci is lying to-a you!"

Woody: "Liar! I'm desperate to become Teardrop's boyfriend, even if it means resetting the UnUniverse!"

Mario punches Woody, while Pucci kills Neo Cortex.

Mario: "MAMA MIA!!! NO!!! Neo Cortex, I'm-a so sorry..."

Jolyne: "Yare yare dawa, we only knew him for a few mintues..."

Woody punches Mario cries about Neo Cortex's death. Mario tries to use his stand, [DO THE MARIO], to kill Woody. However, Woody gets saved by his friend Chuckles the Cheat. Mario and friends panic, since Pucci has a cheater on his side, until Kirby stops be fucking lazy and beats up Chuckles, who simply laughs at Kirby and stomps him, which *shocker* doesn't kill him.

Meanwhile, Luigi and Cake are seriously beaten. Tennis Ball explains that he, Heavy, and Teardrop need to get to that core and plug it into the ship's computer before the countdown reaches zero.

Luigi: "Ugh... I'm sorry Cake, but I have no choice..."

Cake: "What are you talking abou- HOLY SHIT, STOP EATING ME!!!"

Luigi kills Cake by eating him, as well as becoming much bigger. Luigi grabs Heavy while Tennis Ball and Teardrop run to the ship's core.

Heavy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!"

It was too late, since Luigi bit Heavy's head off. After that, Luigi turns back to normal size and meets Elmo.

Luigi: "Oh hi Elmo, I just finished killing Heavy Weapons Guy!"

Elmo: "Elmo's still pissed! Where's Tennis Ball and Teardrop?!"

Luigi: "Mama mia... I forgot..."

Elmo Kills Luigi

Elmo kills Luigi.

Elmo shoots Luigi in the head for his FAILURE, and then he and the rest of the Elmo Gang point their guns at Tennis Ball and Teardrop. Meanwhile, Pucci defeats Mario, Jolyne, Koichi, and Kirby.

Pucci: "Hahaha... I won! I can sense Tennis Ball and Teardrop in danger, and after they DIE, I will reset the UnUniverse!"

Woody: "WAIT WHAT???!!!"

Pucci tries to kill Woody, but Chuckles the Cheat jumps in the way, dying instead. Kirby jumps on his wrap star, while Koichi and Woody hang on, while Mario and Jolyne distract Pucci. Kirby, Koichi, and Woody break into the G.O.T.S. mothership, fighting members of the Elmo Gang. Koichi manages to kill Leafy by ripping her in half like a piece of paper, which SOMEHOW saves Tennis Ball. However, Kirby, Koichi, and Tennis Ball scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??!!" when they get jumpscared by Mag Agent: Torture.

Meanwhile... Woody finds Elmo holding Teardrop at gunpoint.

Woody: "Wait! Don't kill her!"

Elmo: "Elmo thinks you should give up. Teardrop will never love you! Elmo says she wants you dead! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Elmo fires his gun at Woody, who dabs, causing the bullet to miss him and bounce off a wall and hitting Elmo's head. Woody then grabs Teardrop's arm, explain that he already put a timed bomb at the ship's core. Woody shoves Teardrop inside an escape pod, but Gelatin punches Woody while Teardrop's escape pod already left the G.O.T.S. mothership.

Gelatin: "Woody you IDIOT!!! I'm the one behind this! I will date Teardrop, not you!"

Woody: "Listen here you little shit! You don't love her! You just want to touch her body!"

Gelatin: "Grr... YOU SON A OF A BITCH!!!"

Woody and Gelatin fight to the death. Woody kills Gelatin by eating him, since Gelatin is food, but Elmo kills Woody and starts a Resident Evil-like countdown, but Mag Agent: Torture grabs Elmo and crushes him inside his hand, killing Elmo for good.

Koichi: "Woah, it's a good thing you decided to help us, Mag Agent: Torture!"

Mag Agent: Torture: "And now you must escape."

Mag Agent: Torture grabs Kirby, Koichi, and Tennis Ball, throwing them out the ship, which ASPLODES, killing Mag Agent: Torture, Elmo, and everybody else who is still inside. Kirby, Koichi, and Tennis Ball land in the water and live, because Minecraft psychics saved them. Pucci tries to kill the three of them, but he gets killed by Captain 0 and Chuck Norris by trying the reset the UnUniverse.

Teardrop Kisses Woody

Teardrop kisses Woody. By the way, Tails make a cameo in this scene.

Teardrop meets up with Kirby, Koichi, Tennis Ball, and Chuck Norris, who revealed that Elmo killed Woody, and they noticed how sad Teardrop was. Teardrop heads to the nearest recovery center and uses it to bring Woody back to life. Woody was surprised that Teardrop actually cared about him, and he was even more surprised when Teardrop hugged and kissed him, making him blush.

Kirby: "WTF is this fanfiction?!"

Tennis Ball: "Shut up Kirby, let them kiss."

Koichi: "Yeah, I think Woody and Teardrop are a good couple, and it's OVER 9000 times better than YOUR bizarre fanfiction."

Kirby then says "...Was that a motherfucking JoJo reference?!", ending the episode.

Season 1 [ / ]
We Quit! - Chuck's Rubber Ducky - Donald Trump Builds a Wall, But it Gets Destroyed so he Builds Another - Everyone Must DIE! - Po Visits Po Town - Rise Of Dio Part 1 - Rise Of Dio Part 2 - Rise Of Dio Part 3 - The Pink Slime's Dinner - Timmy Plays a FTTFTT Game - You Go Into a Tube - The Globglogabgalabbalagbagolgolg - N00by Weapons - Captain 0, 1, 2... - The FitnessGram Pacer Test Is a Multistage Aerobic Capacity Test... - Sonic Visits Sonic - What's For Dinner - Cola Wars - Eye Monkeys: The Ultimate Ocular Smackdown - The Skeleton Invasion - All Heck Breaks Loose - Lip Is Adorable - Shrek Takes a Bath - Killing All The Numbers!
Season 2 [ / ]
Revenge of the Frost Dimension's False Ruler - Hat Kid and Cat Kid - The Trip to Alantis - Troll's Den - WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWa... - D357r0y 4ll N00b135 - From Dawn to Dusk - Peter and the Griffin - The Great Dorito Theft - Y3K Bug - Drunken Members - I'm Fairy Certain About This... - The Red Link Invasion - Pokegirls Return (Part 1) - Pokegirls Return (Part 2) - The Summoning - We Totally Didn't Base This Off a YTP - Filler Redux - The Life of a Piramid is Just one Long Sick Joke... - Kirby Vs. Black Hole - Pancake Palooza - Dimension Jail (episode) - Heaven and Hell - Silhouetted - Eevee Comes Back
Season 3 [ / ]
Dawn to Dusk Part 2 - That Guy is a Spy! - The Mitochondria is the Powerhouse of the Cell - Ultimate Showdown of Epicness - A Journey in Dimension 666 - A Terrifying Fusion - Crisis in a Can - Red Hot Heck - Ninjariffic - Pick-the-Men - Bulk, Dio & Garfield Gaming - Peppa Pig Goes to the Beach - F*ck you Johnny Zest - Is That A Motherf*cking JoJo Reference - In Trump we Trust - Rise of Gigatron - Plunderers and Pods - Dededowserool Brawl - Serena and Calem Destroy France - Powerpuff Girls and the Sword of Epic - Miku vs. the Pretty Guardian - Dungeons and Dipshits - Freddy the Teddy - Alt-er Ego - The Case of the Missing Pokegirl - "DEEZ NUTS" Problem
Season 4 [ / ]
Watch Out For Rolling Fatmen - Oh No!!! - 9001 Dumb Ways to Die - Bake the Cake - The Great Pac-Attack - Just a Dot - The Goomba Invasion - Mousehunt - Ka-BEW- - Eye see, You see - Mousetrap - The Very Strange Mystery: Part 1 - The Very Strange Mystery: Part 2 - The Very Strange Mystery: Part 3 - D-U-M-B - Mousetrouble - Tub of Lies - Taste the Rainbow - The Zap - 60 Minutes - Sandworming - The Case of the Fish Union - It's Just a Penny... - The UnAnything Podcast! - The UnAnything: The Series 100th Episode Spectacular!
Season 5 [ / ]
The UnAnything: The Series 101st Episode Spectacular! - The Night of the Living Lubby - The Horror - WarioWare is Raided - Lecter - Denegration I - Journey to the Center of Teletubbyland - Miku Machine - The Fire of Lubbyton - A Clockwork Tree - Burn, Lubby, Burn - A Pocket Full of Noodles - Eyeballishsm - The SWAGGERNAUTI 1000000 Eyes - Not Too Shaggy - Filler: Chuck Norris Edition - Eevee's Revenge - Swags Speculative Evolution Theory - Unblitzer - The Porge - UnAmused - I AM PERFECTLY CALM - Fist of Chuck - Duck, Duck, Dolts - The Case of Sailor Earth - UnAnything Horror Show - Lecter - Consternation - EPISODE - UnAnything Horror Show II - Captain 0 Reads the TV Tropes Page - WW4???
Season 6 [ / ]
Cyber-Dee & Mr. T's Adventure - Unpodcast 2: Retrospective of the Season of Lubby - The Squid's Game - Roleplay Adaption: A Tale of a Cat and Lubby - The Undefatables Guide To the UnGalaxy - 10000 Ways to FAIL - Berry Goes on a Vacation - The Battle of the Meals - The Game Let's Play - The Case of the Nazi Dragonflies - What if... Captain 0 Became Insane? - What if... Shaggy Used All of His Power? - How the Bells Toll - Sing a Song of Sesame Street - I Like Trains - Finally Fired - Bizzarity - The Savage, The Twisted, and The Assassin - The 19th Episode - Curing Mafia City - A B Zee - Pretty Ironic - Ice Scream - This Episode Does Not Exist - Five Nights at Firey's - 4,500th Page - A Big Crab Drags Ethan For Great Hellish Intentions, Just Kidding, Let's Make No Obvious Parody Questioning Rare Species Today, Until Various Warios X-out Your Zone - Homer Sweet Homer - Optimus Prime Plays Outside - Yellow Destroys the UnUniverse
Season 7 [ / ]
A Random Halloween Special - The Case of the Secret Formula - Back to UnSchool - SHUT UP! - Pokemon x Cyberchase - FUCK YOU!!! - Gummy Worm - Zealous Prank Calling - Mining Straight Down - May-Day! May-Day! - Karate-kick-a-thon - It’s Turning Red!! - Dig-It Motherfucker!!!!! - Digest in Distress - Un-der Construction - DIE Hard - UnMario Party - The Simp Son - Satan Claus - The H-un-ger Shames
Season 8 [ / ]
Do You Remember, the 21st Night of September? - Eye Monkeys: Defenders Of Monkey Island - Hello, Neighbor - A Day in the Life of Noo-Noo - UnAnything: The Musical! - Sonic's True Origins - Attack of the Killer King - Woody's Nightmare - YOU IS A MOTHERF- - Caillou Returns to Africa - Stop Goofing Around! - Fart Jokes Are Unfunny - The Other Peaches - Shame of Thrones - The Rhyming Episode - Caillou Grounds Everybody - Woody and Woody Watch TV - The H-un-ger Shames 2 - The Bizarre Team Up - The End of the UnUniverse
Season 9 [ / ]
Orangutango 2: N-Tranced - Casa del Cranky - The Case of The Season 8 Case - The Case of The Season 8 Case Part 2: The Case of The Awesome One - Captain 0 Teaches You Art - The UnAmazing World of Mario - A Killer Thanksgiving - Two, Birds, on a Wire - 11102's UnGrand Return - UnWind with the Spartans - Chaotic WaTime - Firey X Leafy - Attack of the Tonkies - Search for the Lost Chord - Zoogtubbies - LOST MILK?! - Why Didn’t We Think of This Plot Sewer!? - Neue Super Helvetica Bros. - Perfect Zero - Up the Spiral Mountain - What Colour is your Bugatti? - Thad X Uzi - Firing in Spurts - Tierboskat hits the Griddy - UnAnything: The Clip Show - Captain 7 has a Miserable Day - WW3: Part I - WW3: Part II - Something is About To Happen - WW3: Part III
Season 10 [ / ]
Desk of Shame - Super Stupid Bros. - Sora Visits Toontown - WaMania - Zany Zodiac Dayz - The Last Puyo I: The Beautiful Beginning! - Father's Day - The Beach Episode! - Timmy's Psychotic Ramage - Captain 0 Teaches You Cooking - UnAmong Us - The Last Puyo II: The Monstrous Middle! - Captain 17's Crush - Banana Slamma! - It's NOT Pizza Time - Chips Crazy - Hotel Wario - What Was The Name Again...? - The War of Pingasville - Waddle Deesaster! - Bowser Jr's Ultra-Crazy Beanbean Parade Time - Canceled! - William's Super Wacky Megasode! - The Last Puyo III: The Extreme Ending!
Season 11 [ / ]
One Asplosion Too Many - The Drill - Mineblox - Fourever and Ever - Bombs, Bombs Everywhere - YELLO GOODBYE! - All About... Penny - Freeze-Dried Strawberry Convention - Pentum-Yo's - All About... Yoshi - Magikarp Mowdown - An Episode in the Making - Surf Wax UnAmerica - The Trouble with The Aegis - Captain 17's Last Stand (Part I)
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